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Old 10-07-2011, 02:47 AM   #776
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Smurfs are very tasty this time of year.
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:18 AM   #777
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I'll only forgive you, Drifter, if you got me some as takeaway! Chinese shrimp stirfry, hmmmm...
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:37 AM   #778
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These were very tasty. (You can eat the whole thing, including the hat).



Alternatively, you can turn a Smurf into Soylent Blue.



They're very nutritious and can be picked all year round from under hedgerows. Make sure you wash them first, though, as you never know where they've been.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:40 AM   #779
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These were very tasty. (You can eat the whole thing, including the hat).


I thought I was alergic at first...what a bummer, then I found out Smurp heads were psychoactive!

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Old 10-07-2011, 10:47 AM   #780
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I was about call you guys out for derailing the subject, but then I double checked the thread I was in... nevermind.
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:58 AM   #781
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I was about call you guys out for derailing the subject, but then I double checked the thread I was in... nevermind.

You may have wandered into...



...or you may just be tripping on Smurp heads.
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Old 10-07-2011, 04:18 PM   #782
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Smurf-Berry Crunch...by POST!

Living in Happy Valley* and feeling in the mood for a taste of the blues? Have a bowl of Post's NEW "Smurf-Berry Crunch"! It'll keep you holding your tummies and barfing all day long!



*Obligatory Monty Python reference
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:24 PM   #783
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Smurph cereal gives me gas and stains my underoo's BLUE!
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Old 10-08-2011, 12:18 AM   #784
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Smurph cereal gives me gas and stains my underoo's BLUE!

That would make a fantastic marketing campaign to get the kids hooked on it!
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:05 PM   #785
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If Smurf berries are what I think they are -- no thanks.

As for me, I'm eating whatever I want and still losing weight! (10 pounds in 2 weeks, baby!) I gorged myself on my son's Halloween candy two nights in a row and lost three pounds.
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Old 10-14-2013, 04:28 PM   #786
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What r u eating

Insert extremely attractive female's name here.

Oh Doc... I think you may have gone too far this time...

"It's not my fault! They keep serving me drinks at this tavern! It's impolite to refuse! I've been on a week long drunk because of this establishment!"

(Drunkenly sobs)
"I'm sorry folks."
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:00 PM   #787
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Insert extremely attractive female's name here.


Must end in a "Y" or perhaps an "IE"

Tiffany, Stacie, etc....
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Old 10-15-2013, 12:08 AM   #788
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Must end in a "Y" or perhaps an "IE"

Tiffany, Stacie, etc....

Debbie?

Just so long as she isn't halfway through one of her trips to Dallas. There's a lot of meat eaten in Texas, and that can't be healthy.
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Old 10-15-2013, 02:38 AM   #789
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Lassie?
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:16 AM   #790
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Wendy.


Open late.





(God that's terrible. *snickers*)
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Old 10-16-2013, 03:36 PM   #791
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Yes a very early Alba Truffle season!!!!!! we have a nice 2 ounce Alba for tomorrows dinner!
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Old 10-16-2013, 04:35 PM   #792
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I so thought you might be doing the Paleo Diet, and that was your rock.

Stone Soup anyone?

Knowing you, it's paired with something (the truffle, not the rock)...what would that be? A Meursault Perrières white Burgundy, perhaps?
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Old 10-16-2013, 04:44 PM   #793
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Nice call, but no staying with something more local (the the Truffle that is) We have a few choice Barolo, Barberesco, and (my favorite) a great Carema...


(and to be clear I am not baller, the wife actually imports the guys so this is a business dinner....)
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