The Pants Game: Indy-Style

Indy_Chic

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"Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his pants"

"Nice pants Lao Che!"



No Ticket said:
Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"



My brain has been traumatised by that image :eek:

But it's still funny! :D
 

Moedred

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Staff member
Here's the thread that used "balls."

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... my pants.
 

A_True_Believer

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Belloq: "Dr. Jones. Once again we see that there are no pants you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up."

Indy: "There are big pants in the plane, Jock!"
Jock: "Oh they're just my pet pants 'Reggie'!"
Indy: "I hate pants, Jock! I hate 'em!"
Jock: "C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?"
 

The Man

Well-known member
The Pants Insertion Game

Sorry if the title seems a little rude, but here's a fun game...

A few years back, somebody came up with a game in which the word "pants" replaced another word in a piece of dialogue from Star Wars...

"That blast came from the pants. That thing's operational!"

Get it? Well, see if it works for Indy...

"Small pants, Dr. Jones."
"Too small for two of us!"

We're all essentially peurile, so knock yourselves out...(y)
 

The Man

Well-known member
"We are just moving through history. The pants IS history. You want to see it open as much as I."
 

The_Raiders

Well-known member
molla Ram has Willie and Shorty

Indy "You want the pants Mola Ram?! Let'em go!"

Mola Ram "Ha ha, drop the pants Dr.Jones, they will be found! You won't!"

Indy "Oh, ****"

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Indy walks into the raven

indy "Hello Marian"

Marian "Indiana jones, I always knew some day you'd be walking back through my door, Inever doubted that. So what brings you here to Nepal?"

indy "I need one of the pants your father collected"

Marion *socks Indy*
 

ReggieSnake

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Vogel: "What do the Pants tell you that they doesn't tell us?!"

Henry:"They tell me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading pants instead of burning them."
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Donavan:Not those Pants-the other Pants!
 

The_Raiders

Well-known member
Indy to Marcus "...I need to locate Abner.... DO you think they'll still be with him?"

Marcus "Possibly, those pants are the least ofyour worries beleive me."
 
Indy: He's saying that when the stones were taken the village pants dried up and the pants turned to sand... The pants were swallowed by the earth and the pants lay down and turned to dust... Then one night there was a fire in the pants... The men went out to fight the fire, when they came back the women were crying in the darkness...pants...He says they stole their pants.
 

ReggieSnake

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CHATTAR LAL: Dr. Jones, it our country a guest does not usually insult his host.

INDIANA: Sorry, I thought we were just talking about Pants.
 

nezobiwan

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Elsa: I left your father working in the library. He sent me to the map section to fetch an ancient plan of the city. When I got back to his table-he'd gone-with all his papers-except for those pants which I found near his chair.

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Elsa: What were they looking for?
Indy: This.
Elsa: The pants.
Indy: Uh-huh.
Elsa: You had them? You didn't trust me!
 

The_Raiders

Well-known member
Willie "So where'd you find your little body gaurd?"

Indy "I didn't find him, I caught him."

Willie "Huh?"

Indy "His pants were destoyed in the bombing of Shanghi, he's been living on the streets ever since.."
 

indyflys_solo

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You guys are truly peurile. But if I must...

Indy: If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
Willie: Five pants. You'll be back over here in five pants.
Indy: I'll be asleep in five pants.

OR....

Indy: We'll discuss my pants over dinner and champagne tonight.

OR...

Indy: Tell them that Lord Clarence MacDonald and his lovely assistant [skreeech] are here to view the pants.
Butler: Pants?
Indy: Dear me, the man is dense. This is a castle, isn't it? There are many pants...
Butler: Yes, this is a castle. And we have many pants. But if you are Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!

OR...

Indy: Pants. I hate these guys.

That's my contributiuon to this inane (though mildly hilarious) thread. :p
 

The_Raiders

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Indy: This is it, this is where Foresstal cashed in.

Satipo: A friend of yours?

Indy: A pair of pants, they were good, they were very very good.
 
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