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Old 08-06-2010, 12:00 PM   #1
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Most disgusting fanfiction I've ever read. Trust me.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5823148/...ft_and_A_Curse


If you're wondering…This is NOT mine, and I don't ever want it to be. You guys might think IrinaxIndy is gross, but that's nothing compared to this. I won't say anymore, just in case you want to avoid the scarring images this fanfiction might give you.
Bleh.
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:09 PM   #2
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ughhh that gave me nightmares when I first read it while being off sick from school last month, it did not help my illness, I could swear, it made it worse.

To be honest at first I just scanned through it and I burst out laughing at the insanity, of it

but then read it again and the details sunk in and i was disgusted

What was running through the authors mind is beyond me.

It's giving me second thoughts on being an Author and Illustrator when I am older, I don't want to illustrate stories like that, no way!
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:42 PM   #3
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5823148/...ft_and_A_Curse


If you're wondering…This is NOT mine, and I don't ever want it to be. You guys might think IrinaxIndy is gross, but that's nothing compared to this. I won't say anymore, just in case you want to avoid the scarring images this fanfiction might give you.
Bleh.



Young lady, report to the headmaster's office immediately!

That story could do with a lot more Spalko, and a lot less Mutt!
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:02 PM   #4
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Actually, it could've done with a lot more Spalko, a lot more Indy and no Mutt at all.
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:12 PM   #5
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Actually, it could've done with a lot more Spalko, a lot more Indy and no Mutt at all.



Now we're seeing eye-to-eye. Mutt as witness to the event would no doubt put Indy off his stroke!
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:46 PM   #6
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Lucas's personal collection has been infiltrated!
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:51 PM   #7
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Lucas's personal collection has been infiltrated!

In the dream-job thread I combined the suggestions of 'international art thief' or 'porn star' into 'international porn thief'. However, it sounds like Meerkat beat me to acquiring Lucas' secret stash! I shall now divert my attentions to going after Spielberg's secret stash...
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Old 08-06-2010, 03:24 PM   #8
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Actually, it could've done with a lot more Spalko, a lot more Indy and no Mutt at all.


That's exactly how I put it,

nice avatar by the way
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Old 08-06-2010, 03:42 PM   #9
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In the dream-job thread I combined the suggestions of 'international art thief' or 'porn star' into 'international porn thief'. However, it sounds like Meerkat beat me to acquiring Lucas' secret stash! I shall now divert my attentions to going after Spielberg's secret stash...


I'm sure Spielberg's will be alot more creative than Georges!
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:14 PM   #10
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I seriously think my childhood has now been scarred before I turn 15.

That's all I need

I really need to read age ratings more often.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:20 PM   #11
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Now we're seeing eye-to-eye. Mutt as witness to the event would no doubt put Indy off his stroke!
Oh, yes. Just imagine…Indy and Irina, alone in a tent, kissing passionately, the Russian soldiers partying outside without any idea what their fearless leader is doing behind their backs…until Mutt comes in with Marion right behind him! Bwahahahaha!

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I'm sure Spielberg's will be alot more creative than Georges!
More creative than
IndyxMutt?

Oh gosh…I almost let the scarring images slip out o.O

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I seriously think my childhood has now been scarred before I turn 15.

That's all I need

I really need to read age ratings more often.
Just checked…it's rated M.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:26 PM   #12
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Ohh, that explains a lot. took me a while to figure out what M meant, due to me being Scottish.

I'm only two years younger than the appropriate age

They should rate It an 18.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:29 PM   #13
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…You're Scottish?
Didn't know that before.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:33 PM   #14
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Really?,I'm sure I mentioned it on the Indy+Irina forums,

Well now you know.

Although, I do use American words, due to my stepfather being American so a lot of people at my school here think that I am American.
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Old 08-07-2010, 03:41 PM   #15
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:31 PM   #16
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This thing is unconventional to say the least. The true horror, however, lies in the absurdly bad writing. I can't decide if it's some 12-year old's closeted fantasy or the works of a semi-illiterate shockjock-esque jester trying to have a laugh at the expense of others' reactions à la "2g1c". Either way, imho it's completely devoid of polish and substance.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:40 PM   #17
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This thing is unconventional to say the least. The true horror, however, lies in the absurdly bad writing. I can't decide if it's some 12-year old's closeted fantasy or the works of a semi-illiterate shockjock-esque jester trying to have a laugh at the expense of others' reactions à la "2g1c". Either way, imho it's completely devoid of polish and substance.

What twelve year old, would be able to do that?

I'm 14 and it frightened me to death
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Old 08-08-2010, 04:21 AM   #18
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Good lord.

This is worse then what the Sonic The Hedgehog Thread led to a few months back.....
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