From another place in time:
Some of my more creative plagerism.
Bond conversations to follow....
Sallah: You want the Ark?
Jones: No man. I don't need absolution.
Sallah: What's the matter, you Jewish?
Jones: No, I just don't dig on sacrifice. That's all.
Sallah: Why not.
Jones: The Ark is a sarificial ornament. I don't keep sacrificial ornaments.
Sallah: Yeah man, but it looks good.
Jones: Hey, the Taj MaHal may look like Marilynn Monroe, but I'd never know, I wouldn't look at the filthy street walker. The Ark is covered in blood, that's a sacrifical ornament.
Sallah: How about the Grail? The Grail was covered in blood.
Jones: I don't want the Grail either.
Sallah: Yeah, but do you figure the Grail to be a sacrificial ornament.
Jones: I wouldn't go so far as to say the Grail is sacrificial, but it's definitaly consecrated. The Grail has character. Character goes a long way.
Sallah: Ah! So by that rational, if the Ark had character, it would cease to be a sacrificial ornament. Is that true?
Jones: Well we'd have to be talking about one stylish, M-fn Ark. I mean it'd have to be ten times as noble as that Noah thing, know what I am saying?