Humor Titles for Indy IV

Indy_Chic

New member
While waiting (impatiently, I might add ;) ) for the next Indiana Jones movie, a few friends and I started to create some silly 'titles' for this next installment. Some were:

"Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom"
"Indiana Jones and the Arthritis Strikes Back"
"Indiana Jones and the Carbonite Crusade" (for all you Star Wars fans out there!:) )
"Indiana Jones and the Great Medi-Care Mystery"

So, does anyone out there have any crazy suggestions? If so, post away... :gun:

(p.s I'm new here, so if I'm doing something wrong, please let me know ok? :) )
 

Johan

Active member
Welcome to The Raven... Though this thread (like most threads) have been done before; It might be a good time to bring this particular thread back due to recent events.

What I would find humorous or horrible names for the upcoming film:
Indy 4
Indiana Jones 3 1/2
Indiana Jones and The Lastest Crusade
Indy: The retirement years
Indiana Jones vs Godzilla
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (We're serious this time)
Or in the tradition of the latest Sylvester Stallone movies:
Indiana Jones or
Henry Jones Jr.

Indiana Jones: Whip it. Whip it good.
 

Dr.Sartorius

New member
To borrow some from AICN:

Indiana's Jones Don't Work Here No More
Indiana Jones and Taking Gingko to Remember
Indiana Jones and the Centenarian Sponge Bath
Indiana Jones and the Memory of Hot Coeds in the 1930s
Indiana Jones and the Insistence on Drinking Whole Milk
INDIANA JONES AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD NOW
INDIANA JONES AND THE NEW TENNIS BALLS ON MY WALKER
INDIANA JONES AND HIS GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER
 

Indy_Chic

New member
Those are fun suggestions Dr.Sartorius! (y) Thanks for sharing them.

Here is a few more I found:

"Indiana Jones and The Chocolate Factory"
"Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park"
"Indiana Jones: Night in the Mueseum"
"Belloq: Resurrection"
 

intergamer

New member
Indiana Jones 5: The Search for Indiana Jones 4 (?)
Archaeologists in Space: The NEW Indiana Jones Adventures
Indiana Jones and the Shameless Sequel That You Are All Going To Watch Anyway Suckers
 

Dr.Sartorius

New member
Indiana Jones and the Golden Bed Pan
Shia Labeof and the Kid Whose Last Names Means "The Beef"
Indiana Jones and the White Light Up Ahead
Indiana Jones and the Insistence On Driving Himself To The Bingo Game
Indiana Jones: Thunder In My Pants
Indiana Jones Has Forgotten How To Speak A Dozen Languages
Indiana Jones Remembers When Baseball Wasn't a Sport
Indiana Jones and the Caretaker That Doesn't Speak English
Indiana Jones and the Rude Pharmacist Behind The Counter
Indiana Jones and the Middle-Age Earring...of DOOM!
Shia Labeof and the Totally Awesome Rumors
Indiana Jones and the Man with No Neck
Indiana Jones and the Persistant Virginity
Indiana Jones and the Loose Change Between The Cushions
 

intergamer

New member
Dr.Sartorius said:
Uhmm..maybe she found them funny. No need to be rude. :rolleyes:

Uh.. I obviously wasn't saying they weren't funny, as it was in part my titles that she was referring to..

Congratulations, you missed the point.
 

Indycrusader

New member
Well aren't you just a bunch of fun?

Anyway...my favorites so far are:

Indiana Jones and the Middle-Age Earring...of DOOM!

and

Indiana Jones and the Shameless Sequel That You Are All Going To Watch Anyway Suckers

(y)
 

Dr.Sartorius

New member
intergamer said:
Uh.. I obviously wasn't saying they weren't funny, as it was in part my titles that she was referring to..

Congratulations, you missed the point.

Sorry, AICN talkbackers take their Indy IV fake titles very seriously. ;)
 

Indy_Chic

New member
Don't worry Intergamer, it seems that I really am easily amused... :p ;)

Anyway...my favorites so far are:

Indiana Jones and the Middle-Age Earring...of DOOM!

and

Indiana Jones and the Shameless Sequel That You Are All Going To Watch Anyway Suckers

Yep, they're my favourites too!!!


Indiana Jones and the Beating of a Dead Horse

:eek:

Thanks for the addition Dr.Sartorius!!!! ;)
 

Wu_Han

New member
Indiana Jones and the Phantom Menace of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Fate of the Praying Mantis

Indiana Jones goes to Mars

Indiana Jones vrs. Jean-Luc Picard
 

Dr.Sartorius

New member
Indiana Jones and the Obvious CGI Body Double
Indiana Jones and the Accidental Death Insurance
Indiana Jones and the Long Walk to the Botanical Garden
Indiana Jones and the Damned Calculator With Too Many Functions
 

Indy_Chic

New member
Indiana Jones and the Search for a new Hip
Indiana Jones and Snakes...on a Plane! :gun:
Indiana Jones and the Amazing Walker Race
Indiana Jones and Great Nursing Home Escape
Indiana Jones and the attacks of the overly excited fangirls :eek: :p
Indiana Jones and the Man with The Golden Gun


Indiana Jones vrs. Jean-Luc Picard

And what a movie that would be! (y) and welcome indycast!!



Indiana Jones and the Damned Calculator With Too Many Functions

Ha! :D Those were good!
 

NamedAfterDaDog

New member
Indiana Jones and the Search for the Batteries to the Clap-On Light to Which our Aging Friend Lost the Screw To and Now Must Take an Adventure of A Mid-Life Crisis and Go to Home Depot to Buy a New Screw For the Battery Slot Backing AND Retrieve New Batteries and Return Home... Before Bingo Night, but that's Indiana Jones 5, or
Indiana Jones and the Bingo Night after the Search to the Clap-On Light Batteries and Battery Slot Backing in Which Indiana Jones Must Prove his Worth And Win Bingo to Buy Meat Loaf, Find His Missing Keys, Drive to Wal Mart, Defeat the Evil Vent at the Sliding Doors, Find the Missing Meat Loaf, and Return Home or he will starve... But THAT'S Indiana Jones 6. :D
 
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