"What if they say this...?" Possible dialogue lines from Indy IV... (add yours here!)

Blue Jay

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No Ticket said:
Indy: Marion Ravenwood... I always knew someda-

Marion: Save it.

Indy: You've got a lot of nerve showing up on my doorstep. After what you did to me.

Marion: What I did to YOU!? What about what you did to ME!?

Indy: (smart alecky) We've been over that. That's ancient history Marion.

Marion: Isn't that your speciality?

Indy: I'd say it's more yours isn't it? Who's the one who left who here... I was in love with you Marion!! I haven't heard a word from you in years.

Mutt: Excuse me, but umm...

Indy and Marion: (together) Stay out of this.

Indy: Look. I've had about enough of this. You're too much to deal with, you're a headache. You're a pain in the-

Marion: (yelling) Ass!!!

Indy: (cocky and smart alecky with attitude and Ford finger) You took the words right out of my mouth.

Mutt: Hey uhm, guys, I don't mean to interrupt your little temper tantrum but are you gonna help us or not?

Indy: WHY would I help you? You're just some punk in a leather jacket and a bike. You've got yourself into trouble you can get yourself out.

Marion: (turns around and shouts quickly) He's your son.

Indy: :eek:

Marion: (sweeter tone) Indiana. (walks up to him all sexy like yeahhh - and grabs his jacket) ... he's... your son.

Mutt: Wait, what did you just say?

Indy: But... wha--.... HOW?

Marion: I think you know how it works. And if you mean when, do the math.

Indy: Why didn't you tell me about this sooner?

Marion: Because I didn't think you'd be a good father!

Indy: I would've been a GREAT FATHER!

Marion: HEH! Likely Story!

Mutt: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!

i think the last thing Mutt will rather say would be:
Mutt: NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOO, NO, NO, NO :p
 

visionz13

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Indiana: Do you know how many times a night I get up to pee?

Marion: so how old are you?

Indiana: 65

Marion: so when we were together 30 years ago, I was 15 and you were 35

Indiana: Old treasures, young girls...what can I say

Marion: Oh...ew

Indiana: My dad was only 13 years older then me, he got started early

Marion: You're all pervs

Indiana: Save it sweetheart, now pour me some more prune juice
 

joelwatts

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Indy and the gang are in the pyramid when it becomes a spaceship and takes off. Soon, they are boarded by another spacecraft. The spacemen enter the pyramid to find our heroes:

Han Solo: Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.

Chewie: Arghhhhhhh!

Indy: No reward is worth this.

Solo takes the Skull in hand to examine it.

Solo (to Indy): Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Indy: I'm an archaeologist, not a paleontologist.

Solo: I know. I meant Abner.
 

The_Raiders

Well-known member
Indy, Marion, Mutt walking down the road after their advetures. Then a dog runs up to the three

Indy "Get outa here you ****in mutt!"

Mutt "Yeah, dirty old dog!"

Indy "I wasn't talking to the dog!"
 

Dr.Sartorius

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Indy and Spalko in her private jungle tent:

Irina: "You don't need the whip, Doctor."

Indy: "That depends on your definition of safe sex."

Spalko sits on Indy's lap while he's tied up.

Indy: "That's close enough".

Irina: "Not for what I have in mind."
 

LaoCheRules!

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Mutt: Professor! Please, don't die. We only just met!

Indy: I'm sorry.........son.



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Indy: Professor Ravenwood! I thought you were buried in an avalanche?

Ravenwood: Where did you hear that?

Indy: I think Marion told me...

Ravenwood: Not canonically she didn't.
 

Nurhachi1991

Well-known member
Doctor Emmit Brown: Indy you gotta come back with me!!!!



Indy: What........... where?





Doctor Emmit Brown: Back To The Future


(Delorian hovers in the air leaving fire tracks)
 

joelwatts

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Nurhachi1991 said:
Doctor Emmit Brown: Indy you gotta come back with me!!!!



Indy: What........... where?





Doctor Emmit Brown: Back To The Future


(Delorian hovers in the air leaving fire tracks)

huh? do Indy and Marion become a**holes or something?
 

Dr. Gonzo

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Doctor Emmit Brown: Indy you gotta come back with me!!!!

Indy: What........... where?

Doctor Emmit Brown: Back To The Future

(Delorian hovers in the air leaving fire tracks)

huh? do Indy and Marion become a**holes or something?


hahahahahahahaha!
 

Shortie

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The_Raiders said:
Indy, Marion, Mutt walking down the road after their advetures. Then a dog runs up to the three

Indy "Get outa here you ****in mutt!"

Mutt "Yeah, dirty old dog!"

Indy "I wasn't talking to the dog!"
LOL. That was great.
 

No Ticket

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Indy: NEVER!!

Spalko: If you will not turn... then perhaps.... siiister.

[turns to look at Marion]

[Marion and Indy look at each other]

Marion and Indy: NOOOOO!!!!!

Spalko: Everything is proceeding as I have forseen!! Meh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!

... wait... uhhm, what's this thread about again?
 

fatima

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No Ticket said:
Indy: NEVER!!

Spalko: If you will not turn... then perhaps.... siiister.

[turns to look at Marion]

[Marion and Indy look at each other]

Marion and Indy: NOOOOO!!!!!

Spalko: Everything is proceeding as I have forseen!! Meh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!

... wait... uhhm, what's this thread about again?

Your quotes are the BEST, I read yours before this one and they made me laugh!!
 

GlasgowChivas

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LaoCheRules! said:
Indy: Professor Ravenwood! I thought you were buried in an avalanche?

Ravenwood: Where did you hear that?

Indy: I think Marion told me...

Ravenwood: Not canonically she didn't.

Brilliant!
 

peterlally

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Dr.Sartorius said:
Indy and Spalko in her private jungle tent:

Irina: "You don't need the whip, Doctor."

Indy: "That depends on your definition of safe sex."

Spalko sits on Indy's lap while he's tied up.

Indy: "That's close enough".

Irina: "Not for what I have in mind."


hahah Nice bit of Goldeneye there
 

loganbush

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Doctor Emmit Brown: Indy you gotta come back with me!!!!

Indy: What........... where?

Doctor Emmit Brown: Back To The Future

(Delorian hovers in the air leaving fire tracks)

huh? do Indy and Marion become a**holes or something?

HAHA that's super funny.



Ok let me make up one...

[Russians steal Shia]

MARION: Indy they loaded up your son on a truck.

INDY: Son...What son!?
 
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