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Melesse

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A: cuz when he was a child he had a pet rat named, Lulu, and when Lulu died he had nightmares about Lulu coming back to eat him, ever since he's had a fear of rats."

Q: What is Indy's darkest secret?
 

The_Raiders

Well-known member
A: He lost that day, but he doesn't have to like it.

Q: Why doesn't anyone get bruises or sores or blackeyes or swollen lips from getting hit?
 

Melesse

New member
A: his teddy bear, and a list of people that he doesnt like.

Q: Why in Raiders does Indy look bored when Marion is around?
 

DocWhiskey

Well-known member
A: Because he is in no way attracted to her physically or mentally and behaves as such.
(Hey, that wasn't funny:( )

Q: Why does Sallah use the Nazi Flag to pull Indy out of the Map Room?
 

The Drifter

New member
A- Because his ***** wasn't long enough (Gosh, I hope that don't get me modded!)

Q- Why did Indiana Jones and the Nazi soldier have a laugh at the peasant against the windshield?
 

IJ_KELLER

New member
A: There is a deleted scene where the peasant told a good knock knock joke!


Q: Why the hell did Indy fall asleep when Marion was sucking his tounge!?
 

Hedwig

Member
A- Because she was already heartless....;)
Sorry, this is a mean answer... I don't mean it seriously.


Q- Why does Indy have a kid as a sidekick?
 

The Drifter

New member
Nurhachi1991 said:
A: Because he did not listen to Ned


Q: Why is Jock a New York Yankees fan?

A- He's not. He uses the hat to cover a baldspot.

Q- Why is the penitent man the only one allowed to pass?
 

ValenciaGrail

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
A- He's not. He uses the hat to cover a baldspot.

Q- Why is the penitent man the only one allowed to pass?

A - Becuase he knows it's not enough just to kneel - the truly penitent man will then do an immediate forward summersault.

Q - How is Indy able to openly carry a firearm across so many international borders?
 

DocWhiskey

Well-known member
ValenciaGrail said:
A - Becuase he knows it's not enough just to kneel - the truly penitent man will then do an immediate forward summersault.

Q - How is Indy able to openly carry a firearm across so many international borders?

A: Oral persuasion. Duh.

Q: Why does the ground move?
 

ValenciaGrail

New member
Melesse said:
A: because it wants to

Q: If Indy quit high school, how did you get into college?

A: Home schooling from Henry Jones Sr, of course

Q: Why doesn't IJ believe in a lot of magic / hocus pocus?
 
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