This movie was a bad idea from the get-go.
First of all, I agree completely with AngieAki...you shouldn't mess with the classics. And "Halloween" is definitely a classic; to me, it's as close to perfection as filmmaking can get. Yes, it's flawed in some ways, but to me the flaws are so minor that I don't even notice them anymore.
Second, I agree with Resident Alien (surprise, surprise!); Rob Zombie is a total hack. Honestly, I feel he'd be a better comic director than a horror director.
Third, to me, Zombie doesn't display the slightest understanding of what made the original "Halloween" and its antagonist a classic. He's using all of the tired cliches in the new film and to me it's just appalling. Michael's gone from being "normal" sized and super-humanly strong to being a hulking, SERIOUSLY tall man...one whom you'd expect to be able to perform amazing feats of strength. Watching a normal-sized man perform feats of supernatural strength and power made the original Myers a truly terrifying persona. You simply don't expect to see a 6'2", thin man manhandling doors, grown-men, and vicious guard dog German Shepards. THAT'S why the Shape was such a terrifying presence in the original film. Turning him into a 6'10" beheemoth makes him less frightening. Sure, he's huge and hulking and powerful...but, then the audiance EXPECTS him to be amazingly strong and able to splinter doors, lift men off their feet, and be an unstoppable juggernaut. But, it's simply not as effective or as frightening.
Also, Michael's backstory is now filled with the cliches that make up the past of a lot of serial killers; he's abused, his houshold is BEYOND dysfunctional, etc.
Now...some might disagree with me, but...I think the original film's "explanations" (or lack thereof) made Michael a scarier boogeyman. Which option is more scary? A child who comes from a broken home, is physical and verbally abused, has a family that treats him like sh*t and is bullied at school all the time growing into becoming a serial killer...
OR...
a normal, sweet-faced, cherubic child who comes from a seemingly normal home, one day snaps...and grows into a super-natural force of nature that is the greatest evil known to man.
True, the original "Halloween" never really explained whether or not Michael came from a "normal" household. But, isn't that even more terrifying? Do we really need to know EXACTLY what made Michael snap? And do those explanations have to come from the Book of Movie Cliches? Zombie's explanation of Myers' psychosis screws with the essence of what made Michael Myers so successful as a villain to begin with. Why mess with the persona of the Boogeyman? It's not right...it doesn't make sense...and I don't think it's going to work as effectively as the original. The explanation demystifies Myers, breaks down his aura, and makes him just another pants-pissing, chip-on-his-shoulder psychopath. It's not scary...it's stupid. Zombie claims he cherishes "HALLOWEEN"...but, his treatment of the aura, mystique, and legend of Myers shows he has no REAL understanding of what makes the original film work and what makes it so effective. Explaining away Myers' evil and giving him real, humanistic reasons to be evil takes away from the power of the Myers legend and Michael's evil nature. Personifying the Boogeyman makes the Shape less effective, mysterious, and frightening. It's the simple plain truth. What made Myers so frightening to begin with was that NO ONE could explain why he was so evil...NO ONE knew why he was what he was...or how he became that way...and that was what worked so well in the original film. The fact that Loomis couldn't explain Myers but understands the potential of his evil is what makes the original story so chilling and effective. To me, Zombie shows absolutely NO comprehension of what makes Michael so terrifying in the first place. Also, Zombie claims he doesn't want to be signed to do a sequel to his version of "Halloween" because he claims he no longer wants to do the same project twice. Again, if that's the case...WHY DID HE REMAKE A FILM THAT WAS DONE ONCE AND DONE PERFECTLY TO BEGIN WITH?
And I know threre are people who would argue, "But, this ISN'T the same film. It's a reimagining!" Well, if that's the case...why do I see so many of the same characters, situations, and duplicate framings and shot by shot copying of shots from the original?
Sorry...I'll try to catch my breath now...
True "Halloween" fans who understand the mystique of Myers and WHAT made him work in Carpenter's "vision" are in for a huge letdown, in my opinion. But, I'm sure we're not really the audiance that this film is being made for. It's being made for the "American Idol" generation...the ones that will grow up thinking the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake is the "definitive" version of that film. It's being made for all the people whose creed is; "If the film has **** and blood...it's a masterpiece ."
The thing that really turns my crank is that the media lapdogs will be all over this "brilliant reinvention" and they will love the "refreshing 180 degree turn" Zombie brings to the saga with his "vision" of the Shape. The media will back Zombie up, hype up this disaster and it will influence enough people to go see the movie that is being described as "refreshing" and "brilliant" and the film will make a ton of money during its opening weekend, be declared a "success", and Zombie will feel satisfied and feel like his vision has been "justified" and accepted. And the true "Halloween" fans will be left with a stinking turd...
Sorry for the rant...but, "Halloween" is my favorite film of all-time and I hate to see it recieve this "remake" treatment.