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Old 07-30-2008, 09:46 AM   #26
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Not my best but here goes anyway...

Toht: Hand scarred by the headpiece of Ra.

Your momma: Hand scarred daily by a microwave hot pocket. Let them cool off first, greedy momma!

Lol, good one!

here I go again...

Yo momma so Fat AND Stupid, Indy caught her trying to eat his whip cause she thought it was licorice...
(Sorry...)
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:00 AM   #27
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Yo' momma thinks Herman's parents are starving him.
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:38 AM   #28
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OK here comes the gross one! My apologies!

Yo mamma is so loose, Indy said it was like throwing a hot dog down the Canyon of the Cresent Moon!
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:39 AM   #29
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Yo' momma's so fat it took the three waterfalls to wash her.
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:50 AM   #30
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Yo mamma's so old, the grail knight said "sorry I don't do grandmas"
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Old 07-30-2008, 12:33 PM   #31
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Yo' momma found Indy in the fridge. Yo' momma ate him.
^Hilarious

A lot of characters in Indiana Jones are named after dogs. Indy 5 will have a character named "Your Momma".
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:17 AM   #32
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A lot of characters in Indiana Jones are named after dogs. Indy 5 will have a character named "Your Momma".

OOOHHHHH!!!!WHAT!!!!!! nice...
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:35 AM   #33
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Mola Ram sent your momma down to the village to steal the stone, but - damn it - eating the crops, the livestock and several children was not part of the plan!
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:28 PM   #34
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Mola Ram sent your momma down to the village to steal the stone, but - damn it - eating the crops, the livestock and several children was not part of the plan!

HAhaha
Check it out...

Yo Momma so Dumb, When Indy fell into the snake pit, He saw you Momma tryin' ta eat the snakes yellin',"My Twislers!"
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:08 PM   #35
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The following were recovered from Henry Sr.'s grail diary:

-Only the penitent man can pass the Breath of God. Only the noseless man can pass the Breath of Yo Momma.

-"Imbecillus"...In Latin, Yo Momma also starts with an "I".

-The Leap of Faith: What yo momma takes when she steps out of bed each morning. She's so fat she hasn't actually seen a floor in years.
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:04 AM   #36
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Yo Momma so fat, the Area 51 warehouse is a storage facility for all the fat sucked outta her during liposuction

Yo Momma so fat, that was no rocket sled; Yo Momma just leaned against the thing

Yo Momma so fat and stupid she thought the Sankara Stones were Easter Eggs

Yo Momma so fat it took the killer ants a whole year to eat her




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Old 08-13-2008, 01:24 PM   #37
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got lost twice in her own museum.

Yo mamma's so fat that the last time she talked with her father alone she had 12 milkshakes.....and the buffet


Sorry...i'll come up with better ones later.
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:40 PM   #38
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You Momma so and Fat that the QuickSand that Indy fell in turned out to be yo momma's belly button...

(Ouch)...
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:41 AM   #39
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Yo momma so fat, mola ram used her, to crush rocks, um at the end of a conveyor belt, uh...

You momma so fat her red belt looks like Indy's flight path

Yo momma so fat she thought forrestal was good pickins

Yo momma so fat and stupid she got stuck in the fireplace, and stayed there cause she could smell gravy boilin

Yo momma so ugly she changed the expression on the golden idol

Yo momma so fat and loose she slept with two ships that pass in the night

Yo momma so stupid fat and rank she ate the bomb cause she thought it was the biggest mike and IKE ever and leveled doom town when she ripped one

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Old 02-25-2009, 08:13 AM   #40
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Yo momma so ugly, she tried using the fertility idol. It just looked at her and said: "Lady, get real!"

Yo momma so ugly, when the ghosts came out of the Ark. They took one look at her and went back in.

Yo momma so fat, she got stuck at the enterance to the Well of the Souls.

Yo momma so fat, Jock's plane could'nt get liftoff.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Indy said, "Cakes. Why did it have to be cakes?" And, was the first one in.

Yo momma so ugly, the Australian Climber turned her down.

Yo momma so fat, the gong in Club Obi Wan failed to shield her.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought the village shaman was Phil Spector.

Yo momma so fat, the elephant rode her.

Yo momma so ugly, the Thuggee mistook her for Kali.

Yo momma so skinny, she fell through the cracks of the rope bridge.

Yo momma so short, she did not pass the height requirment for the minecarts chase.

Yo momma so fat, she thought Shorty's name was Fudge Round, and tried to eat him.

Yo momma so ugly, she was in the freaks car on the circus train.

You momma so dumb, she lit a torch in the crypt full of petrol (Wait, Indy was also!)

Yo momma so ugly, Hilter signed her grail dairy, "Get a facelift, love Hitler."
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:36 AM   #41
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Yo momma so scary Forrestal came back from the dead, pulled himself off the spikes and jumped down the pit.

You momma's so fat and stupid she jumped in after him and got stuck.

Yo momma's such a dog when he rang the gong she started to drool.

Yo momma so fat she fed Mayapore for a year, and Sally Strothers said DAMN!

You momma so fat and stupid even she thought elsa was a tasty morsel.

You momma so fat and stupid when she heard Henry ask what happens at 11, she said answered: you mean elevensees but not until after second breakfast.

Yo momma so fat and stupid she thought it said better fed then red

You momma so fat the only thing she thought when the bomb went off was BBQ mmmm BBQ

You momma so fat and stupid she fainted when Indy threw the food on the ground

You momma so fat and stupid the only thing that she was thinking when Indy got in the fridge was what a way to go!
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:43 AM   #42
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Yo' momma's so fat she crossed the seal while standing still.
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:15 AM   #43
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Yo' momma saw the Hovitos Warriors approach, arrows at the ready. She thought, "Ooh, acupuncture!"
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:39 AM   #44
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You momma is so fat when Indy says you eat em! she woke up.

Yo momma so fat when her belly started rumbling the bolder said shut up beyach, this is my movie.

You momma so fat she named her food closet Hangar 51

Yo momma so fat she thought the temple of doom was a panini press

Yo momma so fat and stupid she thought it was the search for the grill.




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Old 02-25-2009, 05:04 PM   #45
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Your Momma's so fat...your dad got thrown off her for having no ticket.
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:54 AM   #46
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Yo momma is so fat stupid and rank I asked her what she knew about The Raven and she said...tastes like chicken
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:33 AM   #47
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KFC express

Yo momma is soooooooo fat that she had to fly in the luggage hold and ate it's contents.

...Unfortunately she was travelling on a plane with a cargo full of live poultry,

-it was the best the we could do at such short notice.
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Old 02-23-2010, 07:26 AM   #48
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If nasty has a name, it must be Yo Momma!
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:06 AM   #49
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Yo Momma is so ugly, Monkey Man poked out his good eye.
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Old 02-25-2010, 01:48 PM   #50
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Yo Momma is so fat, she ate the dates and the dead monkey.
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