Yo momma?s so dumb she sold
herself for an Etruscan vase!
Yo momma?s so fat the ark ghosts couldn?t even
find her face in the rolls!
Yo momma?s so fat she
is the space between spaces!
Yo momma?s so ugly she put the ?cry? is crystal skull!
Yo momma?s so fat that when Sallah said Henry was in the belly of the steel beast Indy said, ?That ain?t no steel beast... that?s yo momma!?
Yo momma?s so rank the Maypore villagers said, ?DAMN!?
Yo momma?s so fat Indy smuggled Shorty into the US inside her!
Yo momma?s so old she belongs in a museum!
Yo momma?s so loose that Vogel said, ?this is how I say goodbye to yo momma!? and dry-humped Indy!
Yo momma?s so dumb she thought Club Obi-Wan came with mayo!