Real world usage for Tac Bac
Tactical Bacon may seem like a bit of an odd product. However, the real world application of this fine bit of merchandise is actually a lifesaver. It has been well documented by this t-shirt:
that bacon is preferred by the undead. In blind taste tests, 97% of the living dead prefer the taste of bacon over brains. Obviously, the human lust for this delicacy extends beyond the grave.
Much like an F-18 deploys flares to attract deadly heat seeking missles, Tactical Bacon operates in the same way. When being chased by a zombie, simply deploy your Tac Bac to provide you with a life-saving distraction.
However, you have just given away your bacon. Damn zombies.