Indiana Jones Burlesque

TEMPLE OF BOOBS: An Indiana Jones Burlesque

TEMPLE OF BOOBS: An Indiana Jones Burlesque

Fridays at 11pm, October 28 – December 16, 2011. Gorilla Tango Theatre - 1919 N. Milwaukee Avenue Bucktown $20

Our heroes, Indiana Jones and his lovely companion Shortround, find themselves in stuck in a foreign land where the sacred statue of the village goddess has been stolen by High Priestess Pincha Nippol and her creepy cohort Mola Ram. The villagers refuse to work, eat or even dress in solidarity with their disgraced goddess. Even more scandalous it’s rumored that Pincha Nippol has been stealing villagers in the night and forcing them to bump, grind and shimmy to power her evil rituals. Can Indiana Jones recover the statue and save the villagers? Will Pincha Nippol force Indiana to drink the poison of Boobie-Ma? Will Shortround strip? Only the Geek Girls will reveal all…

Produced by GTT's Geek Girl Burlesque.


Fridays at 11pm, October 28 – December 16, 2011. Tickets are $20.

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Dr. Gonzo

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Indeed he did...

The Drifter said:
I bet Paul Reubens snapped his whip a few times at that cinema while watching The Temple of Poon.
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Moedred

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Of course Gorilla Tango did Star Wars. A Nude Hope and The Empire Brings Sexy Back. Was just rummaging around their image files...
A long time ago...in a galaxy...far...far...away ...in a discotheque...circa 1977...
Gorilla Tango Burlesque presents: A NUDE HOPE: A STAR WARS BURLESQUE
A sexually frustrated farmer, Luke Skywalker, is longing to rescue the luscious Princess Leia, prisoner of the sadomasochistic villain, Darth Vader. They'll need some help along the way from a few malfunctioning droids, a rouge she-hunk named Han Solo and a Wookie companion (who never wears pants!) to rescue her heiney-ness. Of course, along to guide them is the senile but sensual Obi-Wan-Kenobi. Join this motley crew of geeky girls as they take you on a burlesque parody journey of bad haircuts, oddly sexy aliens, cheap special effects, and disco grooves. Don't make us FORCE you to come! Help us Star Wars geeks/burlesque lovers... you're our only hope...for partial nudity.
Darth Vader (or as we like to call him "Dear Lord Vader") is misunderstood!
Though insurgent Rebel Scum have destroyed his glorious Peace Globe, our Dear Lord Vader is undeterred in his quest to cleanse the galaxy of the Jedi scourge. His Esteemed Darthness invites you to join us on the Star Destroyer Enduring Freedom to witness firsthand as the vile criminal Luke Skywalker and his Galactic Terrorists are routed from their stronghold on the ice-planet Hoth and stripped bare of all defenses to expose the naked truth of their brazen lawlessness. Fear not-- you will be in no danger as the Imperial Protector Troupes will defend you from Flirtatious Furballs, Busty Muppets, and all manner of Raunchy Rebels. Also, special guest appearance by celebrity bounty hunter BOBA FETT, and Dear Lord Vader makes an important announcement about his chosen (and surely most worthy) successor.


Alas, they closed a few years ago and were replaced by regular pole dancing.
Owners of Gorilla Tango Theater and the 1919 N. Milwaukee building it is housed in, are closing the theater and looking for a lessee. The news comes after a pay dispute between the theater and Gorilla Tango Burlesque performers. Dan Abbate opened Gorilla Tango as an improv comedy theater in Albuquerque, New Mexico in 2003. He met his wife and co-owner Kelly Williams there, and in 2006 they moved the company to 1919 N. Milwaukee in Chicago. He is the inventor of the world’s largest commercially available hot dog.

Anyway, if you're in West Virginia, maybe catch some PG(?) mystery dinner theater tonight.
Mystery Theatre Unlimited’s dinner theatre production of “Indiana Smith and the Restaurant of Doom” will be presented at 7 p.m. today, Friday, Feb. 18 at the banquet hall in Grand Vue Park, Moundsville. In the original comedy murder mystery, set in 1948, the action centers on famous archeologist and adventurer Indiana Smith, who is about to marry his long-time fiancee Pauline Peril. But with the arrival of Indiana’s mentor, Sir Harry Proctor-Gamble-Smythe, his plans change. Harry has discovered a map to a treasure of biblical proportions. The map is stolen by Indiana’s archrival, Soviet spy Svetlana Tickov and her toady, Ratso. Now the stakes are elevated, because if the Soviets get their hands on the artifact, it could not only change the power structure of the world, but it could change the destiny of humanity itself.
 
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