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Team Indy

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A: They had unions, so they formed strikes due to animal cruelty.
Q: What if Marion and Sallah fell in love and married?
 

JCC1004

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A: Indy went to find Fayah and her 8 or so kids and marry her to get Sallah pissed.

Q: What do you think of this::D
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I made this on photofunia.com.
 

Meerkat

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A: It really fits Toht's character, but why is he carrying a blue lightsaber?
Q: What if evil demonic marshmallows crawled out of the giant nest instead of ants?
 

JCC1004

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A: Well you see the Hovotios love thier choclate to be very rich. The made sure it was the darkest chocolate in thier tribe.


Q: What did Santa get Mutt for Christmas when he was 9?
 

Team Indy

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A: His head nearly got severed off, and he has to wear a tie to keep his head on.

Q: Irina: Dr. Jones, belief is a gift you have yet to master."

Indy: Oh, I believe, sister, that's why________."

What is the missing part of the quote?
 

Dr Bones

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A. "Agent Skully and I don't get on."

Q. Remember the white horse indy used to catch up with the cargo truck in ROLA....where did it go and what did it do after Indy had jumped off?:confused:
 

JP Jones

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Dr Bones said:
A. "Agent Skully and I don't get on."

Q. Remember the white horse indy used to catch up with the cargo truck in ROLA....where did it go and what did it do after Indy had jumped off?:confused:
A: Nazis unzipped the stomach,poured out of it, and surprised Indy.


Q: Why does Donovan have such a dumb accent?
 

Dr Bones

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JCC1004 said:
A: Because he didn't take my advice.:D

Q: How did Marion get all of that cash in that cigar box?


A. She sold all the cigars that were in it.

Q. We all know why Indy hates snakes but why does Henry Jones hate rats?
 

Team Indy

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A: Henry Jones hates rats because rats nearly gnawed off his leg in the Great Blizzard of '82.

Q: Why is Elsa afraid of rats?
 

Dr Bones

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Team Indy said:
A: Henry Jones hates rats because rats nearly gnawed off his leg in the Great Blizzard of '82.

Q: Why is Elsa afraid of rats?


A. Henry talksd about them in his sleep.

Q. What if Vogel had a ticket?
 

Team Indy

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A. Then Indy would have cried out, "My darling!" and tap-danced with Vogel.

Q. Indy and Marion had a kid and ______ was his/her name-o!
 

Robyn

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Team Indy said:
A. Then Indy would have cried out, "My darling!" and tap-danced with Vogel.

Q. Indy and Marion had a kid and ______ was his/her name-o!

A. Well since Indy and Mutt and both dogs, if Indy and Marion have a girl she'll probably be named after a cat.. Tabby? lol

Q. What if Indy had seen the Ark at the warehouse?
 

MaverickKing

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A - Spalko: "What's that?"
Indy: "The Ark of the Covenant."
Spalko: "Are you sure?"
Indy: "Pretty sure."

Q - What if City of Gods had been made instead of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
 
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