Dust McAlan
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It looks really pretty at first, and when you open it and get a good long look at what's inside, you exclaim "It's beautiful!" But the longer you look, the more you just sit there and spend time with it, the more it loses its charm until suddenly the beauty turns into flesh ripping ghosts and your face explodes.
I've never been so frustrated by a game in my life. I honestly just stopped caring. Just five minutes ago. I tried to finish it, died and died and died and died and thought "You know what? **** this. This isn't even a real Indiana Jones adventure. This is The Mummy's distant cousin." I uninstalled that **** quicker than Lucas retconning who shot first.
I've never been so frustrated by a game in my life. I honestly just stopped caring. Just five minutes ago. I tried to finish it, died and died and died and died and thought "You know what? **** this. This isn't even a real Indiana Jones adventure. This is The Mummy's distant cousin." I uninstalled that **** quicker than Lucas retconning who shot first.