Tag line competition for "The Raven Bar" Tag Line

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
The Raven: Where past girlfriends always wind up as dirty laundry...

<small>(Note the basket game)</small>
 

Indyologist

Well-known member
Welcome to the Raven! Win a drinking contest against Marion and dry out at any Motel 6 for free!

The Raven-- guns optional, but highly recommended.

The Raven-- where drinks are served, heads are busted and plots get thickened...

The Raven-- Tuesday's Drink Special: Fill your fedora with whisky for $5.95!

The Raven-- Join us for our "Pin the bullet on the Nazi" competion! (On Friday nights during a full moon only)

The Raven-- On December 18th it's our "Invite an Old Flame and Smash Him Across the Mouth" party. Brass knuckles provided. Bring an old loved one and whale away! Afterwards, drinks are two for one.
 

Indyologist

Well-known member
And here's a bonus because I love you all!

Ad in Nepal Nitelife:

Wanted- large, burly man to work in local bar to assist manager. Will also act as bouncer. Must not mind cleaning up broken glass, teeth and blood. Bring your own axe handle. Call M. Ravenwood.
 

00Kevin

Indyfan
forget competition

I say this thread is just coming up with tagline






If Fun has a name....it's definitely not the Raven ;)

VIVA LE ADVENTURE BOARD!!!
 

Aaron H

Moderator Emeritus
:rolleyes:
Who knows, maybe someday the Raven will "party" again.


The Raven Bar - Middle of nowhere, but availible everywhere
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
Maybe if we are going to party at the Raven, we should have twins?

Nevermind, it's a bad beer commercial here in the States.
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
THe Raven Bar: If you can stand the beating when you walk in the door, you just might stick around.

(I saw Indologist's post in the Droolers thread and had to find this one again)
 

00Kevin

Indyfan
Renderking Fisk said:
The Raven Bar... Someone is going to take a beating and one of you is going to get on the phone and streighting this whole thing out. Which means one of you is going to take a beating for nothing.


ahh yes, the famous post that costed Ren the 'Funniest ravener' award for 2004
 
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