Okay. Here I'd like you to post those cheesy sayings (that are sometimes meaningful) that you get from your fortune cookies here. The catch is that they must be true, no matter how goofy they are.
Ones that are especially welcome are the ones written in Engrish (see this truly amusing site for examples of Engrish in action: http://www.engrish.com/
Fictional Indiana Jones-related fortunes are welcome. I'll get us started.
First, 2 actual fortunes that came-- in one cookie!
* We all have a lot more in common than it seems.
* We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Finally, an Indy one that I obviously made up. He got it one day in 1936 when he was in South America.
* Beware of large, round rocks today...