Indyologist
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Welcome to the Raven. Got bullet wounds, whip scars, Ark burns or paper cuts from top secret government documents? Tell us about them!
And now, a commercial for the Raven:
A scruffy Mongolian in a funny hat that looks like an oven mitt wrapped around his head sits outside the Raven on a barrel. He swings his legs like a little boy, turns a
stubbly, scarred-up face toward the camera and sings....
(To the tune of "My Bologna Has a First Name")
My tavern has a first name,
It's R-A-V-E-N,
My tavern has a second name,
its "B" AND "A" AND "R",
I love to visit every day,
and if you ask me why I'll say...
Those Ravenheads can't stay away,
from I-N-D-I-A-N-A
The Raven. Where B-O-L-O-G-N-A makes damn good patches for black eyes.
Welcome to the Raven. Got bullet wounds, whip scars, Ark burns or paper cuts from top secret government documents? Tell us about them!
And now, a commercial for the Raven:
A scruffy Mongolian in a funny hat that looks like an oven mitt wrapped around his head sits outside the Raven on a barrel. He swings his legs like a little boy, turns a
stubbly, scarred-up face toward the camera and sings....
(To the tune of "My Bologna Has a First Name")
My tavern has a first name,
It's R-A-V-E-N,
My tavern has a second name,
its "B" AND "A" AND "R",
I love to visit every day,
and if you ask me why I'll say...
Those Ravenheads can't stay away,
from I-N-D-I-A-N-A
The Raven. Where B-O-L-O-G-N-A makes damn good patches for black eyes.