ResidentAlien said:
It's exactly that mentality that makes this generation the very dumbest.
You, sir, are a shining example of the degradation of intelligent discourse. Bravo!
Do you know what forum means? Do you know the origin of the word?
Forum was once a place for intellectual discussion where language was valued. Now the term has evolved (devolved?) to denote a place where idiots such as yourself can gather in mass to harp on the minority of those that see the value in education.
A perfect shame.
That's why I thank the Lord every night that we have such pioneers like ResidentAlien on this board.
He's the sole reason we're not all running around in nothing but fedoras whacking each other with clubs and defecating on each other.
His posts bring such devout enlightenment, that I find myself shaking as I read them.
We should all print out his posts and bind them into some sort of book and sell them in stores and street corners across America. This way the world will know and benefit from his teachings.
He's one of the most wise and noble men of all time. Posting for quite some time on the Crystal Skull section ( a film he clearly dislikes yet still posts there over a year later, and all who like KOTCS are not worthy for even breathing the same air as this Cadillac of men) takes true bravery.
I've never had the prestige of seeing this poet of our generation, but I can only imagine him sitting on a throne of pure gold, an olive robe drapes over his toned physique, his chiseled good looks covered by a distinguished beard and long flowing hair, a scepter of diamonds in one hand, a cornish game hen in the other. He ponders the Indiana Jones message boards with lethal cunning. Not needing to type, I imagine instead he uses telepathic brain waves accompanied by 7 beautiful nude women at his side.
I'm sure just looking in the general direction and even catching a fleeting glimpse of The ResidentAlien would turn my hair white, make my eyes blind, and have me speaking in tongues.
You all should be happy he even graced us with his presence today. If The ResidentAlien happened to ever post a reply in a thread of mine I would squeal with renounced joy. I would print out the response and frame it on my wall. And when people asked why it's there, I would slap them and tell them The ResidentAlien could hear them and he may think less of me because of that.
He is simply a god among men that no one can ever measure up to.
That....
Or a sexually frustrated 20 year old virgin who takes out his infantile frustrations by smack talking behind a computer monitor.
But, I really think the first one suffices well enough and I doubt theres truth to my 2nd conclusion.
I will be sitting patiently in front of my computer screen constantly refreshing The Raven to see if this king of kings posts again so I may have the pleasure of reading yet another message of the century.