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Old 05-06-2007, 03:12 AM   #1
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O.K. How about Indy vs Tomb Raider

My money is on Indy but what y'all think?
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Old 05-15-2007, 02:49 AM   #2
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You shouldn't even ask this question!
Tomb Raider is fun,but a little overdone and too weak in some places.
This movie was made for geek-fans or men who like to watch big boobs,eventhough they are fake...(I can know;I have E-cup and they do not look like Lara's;hers were not wobbling up and down like they should)
Don't get me wrong;I like Angelina Jolie!I think she kicks ass! But the rest of the film was below average!
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:24 PM   #3
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Oh totally! Indy would simply wip her gun out of her hand and then wip her around the neck and yank her toward him and throw his fist in her face! Even if it was hand to hand combat, Lora knows like marsial arts or somthing but Indys killed people with the same talent and worse. Indys just too good.
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Old 05-18-2007, 01:01 PM   #4
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Hahaha! Damn right,or he would just shoot her down because he's lazy!!!
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:03 PM   #5
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I think Indy wouldn't even contemplate fighting her, he'd be too busy trying to get her in bed! This is Lara Croft we are talking about, all I know is if I was Indy that's what I would do, lol!
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Old 05-18-2007, 03:04 PM   #6
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"he'd be too busy trying to get her in bed"
If she didn't get him in bed first! LOL
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:48 PM   #7
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I can know;I have E-cup
Now, slightly off-topic (or is it?) but that was NOT a smart revelation to make around here.
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:45 PM   #8
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she was trying to make a point.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:50 PM   #9
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"hers were not wobbling up and down like they should"
Ya... the point being that fiction beats reality!
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:36 AM   #10
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Ya... Maby in Canada.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:22 AM   #11
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I read a while back that Angelina Jolie (who by no means is small chested), wore a padded sports bra to boost her cup size to attempt to match the proportions of Croft. Only if they brought in Dolly Parton would there have been complete accuracy in terms of the super tiny waist and huge chest, but THANKFULLY they didn't, lol!
Now just because we are talking about this I may have to go watch the opening scene of Cradle of Life! Jetskiing anyone?

Hammond I'm glad to see someone else was thinking along the same train of thought! I was getting a little worried there with all the talk of slapping around Croft.
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Old 05-19-2007, 10:04 AM   #12
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fiction beating reality? Clintonhammond,do you know reality???? Hahaha!Just teasing.
Honestly,either she wore a very tight corset,or she is just NOT big breasted!
And even if people say she is,well,they do not have to put up with fatty tissue that's always in the way,and only comes in handy when you want male-attention...

That swimsuit that she's wearing in CoL,is of a material that make roundings more round. And equal color will do that too.

To get back on-topic;I prefer Indy shooting her ass off....as opposed to the lovemaking thing...(yuch,that reminds me of Calista! )
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:04 PM   #13
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Hahaha. Im shure Indy would love to do somthing to her ass but I dont think it would involve a Webly revolver! No but seriously... Indy would win.
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Old 05-20-2007, 01:43 AM   #14
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she was trying to make a point.
Still, not smart. I've been here for six years, junior. Trust me.
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:32 AM   #15
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Okay,we get your point...I'll shut up about it;you men will never acknowledge the problem...Would you now,please,give your opinion on the question that was initially asked??
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:23 AM   #16
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"Angelina Jolie wore a padded sports bra"
Water-filled IIRC... so that they moved more naturally. Cause Lara Croft, like Barbie, isn't human.
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Old 05-20-2007, 12:25 PM   #17
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ooops,looks like they did a poor job...
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Did a poor job on what?
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Old 05-20-2007, 01:07 PM   #19
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The boobs...
You can clearly see they're out of proportion,by comparison of the rest of her body,I mean.
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Old 05-20-2007, 01:15 PM   #20
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Ummm... d'uh.... That's the whole point.

Before "Legend" Lara was ALWAYS out of proportion... As I said above, just like Barbie...
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:01 AM   #21
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A misproportioned Angelina Jolie is a beautiful thing!!
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Old 05-28-2007, 03:06 PM   #22
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....men...
Okay,it just looks wrong,guys!
I'm out of proportion! If it weren't for my boobs I would have a size 8,now I have 10. But it still looks like they were always there(they WERE always there) With Lara it doesn't.
If you guys say that's the point then you have poor taste...
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Old 05-28-2007, 03:59 PM   #23
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My money is on Indy but what y'all think?
Yeah indy but i cant wait for the new tomb raider game
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Old 05-28-2007, 07:56 PM   #24
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Indy would win, but it would be one of those "normally I don't hit girls, but for you I'll make an exception" moments.
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Old 05-29-2007, 11:48 AM   #25
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Sorry berelain19... What you're saying is that if people don't look like YOU, then they don't look 'proper'....

Well, you're wrong, plain and simple.

Lara Croft was MADE to look the way they wanted Lara Croft to look. Deal with it.
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