Last Crusade: The most quotable Indy movie?

Attila the Professor

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On the model of rowerguy7's thread, what are those lines in Last Crusade that you like, enjoy, and annoy the hell out of your friends with far beyond the merits of the words themselves, complete with proper intonation?


For me:

"I'll tell him we take two." - Marcus suddenly goes badass.

"Because he didn't take my advice." -It's a good American accent. Complete with rumbles of thunder.

"Actchually, I wash a wonderful father..."

"What about the boat? We aren't going on the boat?!"

"Elsa, honey, give me your other hand, I can't hold you!"

And, the two real favorites:

"I pass it...to you...who vanquished...me."
and
"WHAT -- IS HAP-PEN-ING -- TO -- ME?"
 

deckard24

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"No ticket!"

"Only the penitent man shall pass."

"I didn't know you could fly a plane?" "Fly...Yes! Land...No!"

"What's this?" "Ark of the Covenant." "Are you sure?" "Pretty sure!"


I'm sure more will come to me!
 

rowerguy7

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"I thought you were one of them!"
"They come through the doors dad."

"It belongs in a museum!"
"So do you!"

"Why is everyone lost but me?"

"We named the dog Indiana!"

"Follow me! I know the way!"

alot of those you need to know the scene theyre in to be funny. But theyre all still good ones.
 
Indy:We can discuss my honorarium over dinner and champagne tonight - your treat.
Marcus: Yes...my treat.

I thought it would be funnier if Marcus replied "Yes... your treat".
 

eazybox

Member
"You lost today, kid-- but that doesn't mean you have to like it..."

"Water? No thank you, sir-- fish make love in it."

"I came here to save you!"
"Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you-- JUNIOR!"
"DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR!!"

"You call this archaeology?"

"You must choose-- but choose wisely!"

"Indiana...Indiana...let it go."

"The DOG?? You are named after the dog? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!"

"May we go home now, pleeease?"

Jack
 

Blackadder

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Indiana: Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?

Fedora: You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it

Henry: They're trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones: I know, Dad!
Henry: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time

Indiana: I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up

Elsa: [kisses Indy] That's how we say goodbye in Austria.
Vogel: And this is how we say goodbye in Germany.
[Punches Indy in the face. Indy's head smacks back into Henry's head.]
Indy: I liked the Austrian way better.
Henry: So did I!
 

No Ticket

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Sounds like the whole damn movie is quotable to me. Haha.

"Dad, we're well out of range.... *kaboom*"

"I thought I'd lost you boy!"

"Henry, don't you see!? The pen... is mightier than the sword!"

"Son I'm sorry.... they got us."

"Nobody can jump this."

"It's a leap of faith."

"You must believe junior!"

"and I even like the color..."

"Let my armies be the rocks, the trees... and the birds in the sky."

"He would've never made it past the rats. He hates 'em! He's scared to death of 'em!"

"Penitent man... penitent man... the penitent man kneels before God.KNEEL!!"

"I've gotta lota fond memories of that dog!"

"They've got a TANK.."

"I said DON'T GO BETWEEN THEM!!"

"My soul is prepared... how's yours?"

"If you are scottish law then I am MICKEY MOUSE!!"

"I've gone and caught a sniffle!"

"Run... haha... yes, RUN.... RUN!!!"

"I find that if I just sit down and think --- the solution presents itself!"

"We'll we're here, now, what do you want to talk about?" --> "Wel- heh - I can't think of ANY thing." ---> "Then what are you complaining about!?"

"How can you just sit there and rest when we're so near the end!!?"

"That's the cup of a carpenter."

"but in the latin alphabet, Johava begins with an I..." ---> "JAaaaaaay..."

"It's time to find out what YOU believe"

"I SAID NO CAMELS!!"

"Germany has declared war on the Jones'"

"No Ticket" (I know it was said already, ha)

"Look what you just did!! I can't believe what you just did!"

"How do you know?" --- "It's wired."

"ALAAARRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!"

"Thank God! It's a fake!"

"Ahhh, Venice!"

"I was the next man!"

"Ships that pass in the night.."

"I think I like the Austrian way better." --> "So did I!"

"Junior, the floor's on fire.... annnd the chair."

"That was for blasphemy!"

"You want to go to Berlin? Into the Lion's Den?"

"I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't HAVE to remember!"

"And X Never Ever marks the spot."

"X Marks the spot!"

"I should sink a well down here and retire!"

"... Illumination."

"I know the way!"

"Don't worry... This is kid's play."

"Lost in his own museum huh?"

"Yes sir! Hyah!"

... something like that.
 

Blackadder

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One of my favorites : I laugh everytime the gestapo guy gets hit through the papers

Marcus Brody: My reputation preceeds me.
Sallah: There is no museum in Iskenderun.
German Guide: Papers, please.
Sallah: [laughing] Papers? Of course
[to Marcus]
Sallah: Run.
Marcus Brody: Yes.
Sallah: Papers. Got it here. Just finished reading it myself.
[to Marcus]
Sallah: Run.
Marcus Brody: Yes.
Sallah: "Egyptian Mail," morning edition.
[to Marcus]
Sallah: Run.
Marcus Brody: Did you say, uh...
[Sallah punches one of the German guides]
Sallah: RUN!




[Nazi colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]
Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?
[He slaps Henry in the face with his glove]
Colonel Vogel: Why?
[He slaps him again]
Colonel Vogel: What are you hiding?
[He slaps him again]
Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
[He tries to slap him again until Henry grabs ahold of his hand]
Professor Henry Jones: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.
 

ReggieSnake

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LC is certainly a quotable movie! The mickey mouse line is one of my favorites.

No Ticket said:
"but in the latin alphabet, Johava begins with an I..." ---> "JAaaaaaay..."

I find this one a little ironic because the crusaders wouldn't even have used this term for God (at least I think so). From what I understand "Jehovah" was just a trasliteration of the term the Hebrews used in the place of "Yahwew" to avoid voicing God's name, and wasn't used till much more recently among some groups of Christians. (If anyone knows for sure I'd be interested, I'll have to go back to where I read about that and do a little research.)
 

DoomsdayFAN

Member
Srry, forgot about this one:


After waiting and anticipating for the entire movie to hear this:

(Finally)

"Indiana. Indiana. Let it go."
 

Mr. Fusion

Member
"Son, I have to tell you something."

"Don't get all sentimental on my now, Dad. Save until we get outta here."

"The floor's on fire."

"What?"

"AND THE CHAIR!"

That's always my favorite, along with:

"Look what you did!"

"It's war!"
 
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