Sex with Indy?

Indyologist · 02-28-2009, 05:50 PM

I don't know if I'll get in trouble for this, but what do you think sex with Indy would be like?

|ZiR| · 02-28-2009, 05:59 PM

Comforting. His rough hands belie their surprisingly gentle touch. And you know he's not into anything weird; unless he's under the influence of Kali.

Then anything goes.

Agent Crab · 02-28-2009, 05:59 PM

I dunno... Maybe.. "adventurous"?

Finn · 02-28-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by |ZiR|

Comforting. His rough hands belie their surprisingly gentle touch. And you know he's not into anything weird; unless he's under the influence of Kali.

Then anything goes.

Well, if you're into that kinky stuff...

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I don't know if I'll get in trouble for this

I'll let this one slide, but just because you officially confessed that you are abso-friggin-lutely clueless.

The Drifter · 02-28-2009, 07:08 PM

I'm not a homophobe, but I hope I will never find out what sex with Indy is like.

DocWhiskey · 02-28-2009, 07:09 PM

Man, 2 "Mutt is gay" threads constantly getting new posts and now a "Sex with Indy" thread.

Could The Raven get anymore homoerotic?

I'm waiting for someone to make a "Sultry Shirtless Sallah" thread.

BTW Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.

Gear · 02-28-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey

BTW Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.

Ah yes, that would be under Indyologist's other thread, "The Ford Finger".

|ZiR| · 02-28-2009, 07:30 PM

Indy can stick his fingers anywhere he chooses on me.

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I'm waiting for someone to make a "Sultry Shirtless Sallah" thread.

Sallah's too much of a bear.

The Drifter · 02-28-2009, 07:34 PM

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Indy can stick his fingers anywhere he chooses on me.

In your nostril?

Indy's brother · 02-28-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey

Could The Raven get anymore homoerotic?

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey

Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.

First you complain about the homeroticism, then use the term "orgasm" to describe him as a "man's man".

*(totally kidding, bro)

|ZiR| · 02-28-2009, 07:49 PM

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In your nostril?

Oh yeah, plug up both up.

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First you complain about the homeroticism, then use the term "orgasm" to describe him as a "man's man".

Nothin' more heterosexual than a man making a woman orgasm.

DocWhiskey · 02-28-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy's brother

First you complain about the homeroticism, then use the term "orgasm" to describe him as a "man's man".

*(totally kidding, bro)

Haha. That was the point.

Violet · 02-28-2009, 08:19 PM

*shakes her head and laughs at this thread and sighs*

It will be interesting to see how this thread pans out....

Goonie · 02-28-2009, 08:32 PM

I wonder what the responses would be in a thread titled "Sex with Captain Katanga?"

Quoting Lilli Von Schtupp from Blazing Saddles, "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

Gear · 02-28-2009, 08:53 PM

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I wonder what the responses would be in a thread titled "Sex with Captain Katanga?"

*Katanga discards the remains of his smoke with a simple gesture of his arm. Underneath the brim of his cap a half smile is revealed. his dark eyes lay upon those in front of him*

"... My thread is theirs."

Agent Crab · 02-28-2009, 09:10 PM

^

Lulz...

Amusing thread... WHat's next?

Goonie · 02-28-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent Crab

^

Lulz...

Amusing thread... WHat's next?

Sex with Mola Ram... are you ready to become a true believer?

Gear · 02-28-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Goonie

Sex with Mola Ram... are you ready to become a true believer?

One night in the Pankot Palace and the world's your oyster

He'll make you a zombie in your ecstasy

Goonie · 02-28-2009, 10:49 PM

Sex with the Monkey Man... would be something like this...

(borrowing a quote from SNL [Sprockets]) "Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!"

Agent Crab · 02-28-2009, 10:59 PM

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Sex with Mola Ram... are you ready to become a true believer?

I'd hit that.

Or some Holy Grail Knight?

jamesdude · 02-28-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey

Man, 2 "Mutt is gay" threads constantly getting new posts and now a "Sex with Indy" thread.

Could The Raven get anymore homoerotic?

I'm waiting for someone to make a "Sultry Shirtless Sallah" thread.

BTW Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.

Well its not our fault there are faggots on the forums, so i guess youll expect these threads alot.

|ZiR| · 02-28-2009, 11:05 PM

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Well its not our fault there are faggots on the forums, so i guess youll expect these threads alot.

Somebody call GLAAD!

jamesdude · 02-28-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by |ZiR|

Somebody call GLAAD!

english dude......

(update: just learned what GLAAD is....not everyone likes homosexuals you know)

Indy's brother · 02-28-2009, 11:39 PM

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Somebody call GLAAD!

english dude......

Are you accusing [ZIR] of being British? Gay I don't mind, but the redcoats...man, that Tea Tax in 1773 still burns me up, too.

Perhilion · 02-28-2009, 11:41 PM

wow, really?
idk...