What would happen if...

DoomTown · 02-10-2009, 02:52 PM

Hey Indy fans!!!

This new thread is for all the "What If's" in all the Indy films,and what would the outcome be??? I'll kick it off with a question that is the subject of an E-mail I sent to Rob for the opinion poll for next weeks show:

What if the Thuggee had found all 5 Sankara Stones???

Rocket Surgeon · 02-10-2009, 02:52 PM

You know I must say, I never considered that...! It would have been pretty cool to see Indy with all three and they healed his open wounds like wolverine or something! The five might make him the flying nun!

The Man · 02-10-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KVoss

What if the Thuggee had found all 5 Sankara Stones???

Peace and happiness for all: they'd free the minor-miners and send them back to the village with complimentary bottles of B.O.K...

"Screw the crops! Hail Kali! Hail *hic* Kali!"

indy34 · 02-10-2009, 03:39 PM

What if Elsa didn't plunge to her death?

The Man · 02-10-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by indy34

What if Elsa didn't plunge to her death?

Then Indy could still be hittin' this...

|ZiR| · 02-10-2009, 04:12 PM

Yeah, he could share her with his dad.

DocWhiskey · 02-10-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by |ZiR|

Yeah, he could share her with his dad.

Of course, nobody can resist The Connery.

Rocket Surgeon · 02-10-2009, 07:24 PM

If the five stones could correct her plastic surgery mistakes?

WrathofGod · 02-10-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Man

Then Indy could still be hittin' this...

When doody calls.

DoomTown · 02-11-2009, 01:37 AM

What if Wu Han lived???

The Drifter · 02-11-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KVoss

What if Wu Han lived???

He would have followed Indy on many adventuers. But, he would slowly grow jealous of Indy. Because Wu Han would want Willie Scott all for himself.

So he seeths and broods until the group found the hidden Thuggee Temple. While Indiana swings down to recover the Shankara Stones, Wu Han tries to make a pass on Willie, and thus Short Round does a Bruce Lee kick, and sends poor Wu Han cascading down into the lava as we hear a shrill Wilhelm Scream.

What if the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece was that of Tina Turner?

The Man · 02-11-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonsome_Drifter

What if the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece was that of Tina Turner?

Last night we tried to touch but we never got close
Last night we tried to talk, the words got caught in our throats
When we finally fell asleep
We couldn't have been further apart

Look me in the heart
If you think that love is blind
Baby look me in the heart
And you'll see that I'm so crazy about you baby
And it's not in my mind
Can't you look me in the heart
Look me in the heart

Welcome back, Lonsome - you've drifted back to us...

Kevin · 02-11-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KVoss

What if Wu Han lived???

There would not have been room on the plane for Willie, and we would have been spared all that incessant screaming. Damn you Kao Kan!

The Drifter · 02-11-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Man

Last night we tried to touch but we never got close
Last night we tried to talk, the words got caught in our throats
When we finally fell asleep
We couldn't have been further apart

Look me in the heart
If you think that love is blind
Baby look me in the heart
And you'll see that I'm so crazy about you baby
And it's not in my mind
Can't you look me in the heart
Look me in the heart

Welcome back, Lonsome - you've drifted back to us...

That I have, The Man. That I have.
And, thanks for the welcome.

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lonsome_Drifter

What if the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece was that of Tina Turner?

Damn, it does look like that, doesn't it?!?!?!

The Drifter · 02-12-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KVoss

Damn, it does look like that, doesn't it?!?!?!

I've always thought so. lol

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 01:00 AM

Now every time I see it, I'm going to imagine that little shrunken head singing " We don't need another hero..."

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 01:02 AM

What would happen if the german mechanic knocked Indy out in one punch???

The Drifter · 02-12-2009, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KVoss

What would happen if the german mechanic knocked Indy out in one punch???

He would then start to pose, and flex his mighty sinews. But, the big lug has a soft-heart. Thus, he would gently waken Indy, and they would go have an ale together, and become good friends.

What if Henry Sr. had NOT suddenly remembered his Charlemagne?

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 01:20 AM

See, isn't this thread FUN?!?!?! hehe

Henry Sr. would've just FLIPPED the plane the bird before they were both riddled with bullets....

The Drifter · 02-12-2009, 01:24 AM

Yes, I am enjoying this.
Also, I like your reply to my "What If. . .", but where is your question?

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 01:28 AM

Unfortunately have to head off to work now...but I'll have more later!!!!

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 01:45 AM

What would happen if Sallahs kids didn't rescue Indy from Belloq in "Raiders"???

What would have happened if the Rope bridge didn't break???

What if Elsa never crossed the great seal with the Grail???

Discuss.

Rocket Surgeon · 02-12-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KVoss

What would happen if Sallahs kids didn't rescue Indy from Belloq in "Raiders"???

What would have happened if the Rope bridge didn't break???

What if Elsa never crossed the great seal with the Grail???

Discuss.

It would have turned into "Sam Pekinpah's Salad Days":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1-NpyaOWV0

Maybemore like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUhUAa3y4rE

DoomTown · 02-12-2009, 10:33 AM

Man,I forgot how great that shootout from the "Wild Bunch" is. Haven't seen it for a loooong time...