What are your favourite Short Round Quotes?

[Canyon]

Mine include:

"You listen to me, you live longer."

"Hey lady. You call him Dr. Jones!"

"Hold on lady. We go for a ride."

"Tell me later what happen."

"You said to stand against the wall. Not my fault. Not my fault!"

"It wasn't me. It's her!"

"Strong bridge, strong wood. Aaarrghhhh!!!"

[Ben Friend of Indy]

"Wow! Holy smoke! Crash landing!"

"Okey dokey, Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes!"

"Hey! You cheat, Dr. Jones! You cheat!"

[Indy4ever]

"Indy, I love you."


"He's crazy!"

"Dr. Jones!" (His voice is so funny whenever he says this!)

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

"Maybe he like OLDER women!"

"Haha! Berry funny! Haha! All wet!"

"You call him Docta Jones, doll!"

And whenever he was wandering around the palace and those dancing ladies were behind him, then he screams and said something in Chinese.

[00Kevin]

well, he's only been in 1 film, so not too many lines, but you guys got some good ones, perhpas the best one as Indyz Azn Gurl pointed out is:

Originally posted by Indyz Azn Gurl
"You call him Docta Jones, doll!"

alot of good ones, but you guys have used all of them

"I step where you stepped, I touch nothing."

"You said to stand against the wall, I only did what you say, not my fault, not my fault!"

"Feels like I step on fortune cookie......."

"That's no cookie!"

"INDY!!!! COVER YA HEART!!!!!"

[Shifty]

"Hey Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company."

[NileQT87]

will you tell me later what happen?

you cheat docta jones! you cheat!

im very small, you cheat very big!

okie dokie docta jones, hold on to your potatoes!

[indymcfly714]

the entire poker cheating sequence is great.
"okey dokey dr. jones, hold your potatoes!"

[Webley]

I'm very little! You cheat very big!

[Indyfan28]

No time for love, doctor jones!

[indifan101]

"He no nuts, he's crazy!"

[IndyBuff]

"Maybe he like older women."

The look on Willie's face after Short Round says that is priceless. I also like the part where he tells Indy, "Tell me what happens" when he's going to Willie's room.

[Gustav]

"I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes!"

...Or was that Al Capone? You know, They're just so similar.

[Slagar]

Originally Posted by indifan101

"He no nuts, he's crazy!"

Ha! It's that quote that got me watching Indiana Jones!

[JediIndy]

When Indy's groping for the antitode in Willie Blouse.

"Hey Dr. Jones...no time for love!"

wahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahah

I laugh so hard when I see that scene.

[indyt]

Definitely , " Hey lady.You call him Dr. Jones". Then Indy says, "My professional name", and flips a coin to him! I love that one Canyon.

[qwerty]

Is that the case of respect being rewarded or the case of money buying respect?

[roundshort]

Originally Posted by Indyfan28

No time for love, doctor jones!

this is the all time calssic, and Kevin Smith had the best in movie quote ever!

[indyt]

Originally Posted by qwerty

Is that the case of respect being rewarded or the case of money buying respect?

Could go either way!

[indy_123]

"Hey Dr. jones no time for love. We got company"

"Call him Dr. Jones"

[roundshort]

I think we are all forgetting the one for a cut scene on the bonus dvd . .


Shorty yelling . . ."NO DR. JONES, BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH!!!!!!"

that is also the end of the friendship.

[Webley]

Strong wood

[michael]

"Maybe he like, ooolder woman."

[lao che & sons]

It like "this is fun!"
"okie doke dr. jones, hold onto your potatoes!" and I love

"You call him dr. jones, doll"

such a great character, so many great lines!

one scene of his that I hate is when Indy tells him "don't touch anything" and the he goes and pulls a lever in the wall. That may be the ultimate cringe for me