Caption Contest #21

Aaron H · 06-30-2003, 09:07 PM

Okay, here we go...now stop me if we have already done this one:

Here's the link: http://www.lucasarts.com/products/in...screens/16.jpg
Now have at it!

Goodsport · 06-30-2003, 09:14 PM

Indiana Jones: "Free your mind!"

gavinpape · 07-01-2003, 12:57 AM

-Indy couldn't help but notice that this was a pretty unusual place to be skydiving

-The booby trap of falling ivory hunters even had Indy thinking a while

Finn · 07-01-2003, 01:48 AM

"Nobody's going to do it on the first try!"

00Kevin · 07-01-2003, 05:31 AM

"I beleive I can fly!"

"Happy thoughts....."

"I think I can, I think I..... oh who am I kidding? I'm DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!"

Indy tries to use a james Bond pun "He had no head for heights!"

the guard insanely flaps his arms like a bird

spohlso · 07-01-2003, 07:07 AM

Indy was juuust about to give him the finger, but he changed his mind. Turning off the pool heater that morning was enough.

Dr. HenryJones.jr · 07-01-2003, 07:36 AM

Indy: "Happy landing!" and then one words "Eat the buddies,Crocs!"

Pale Horse · 07-01-2003, 07:59 AM

"If you smeeeelllll, what the ROCK,...is cookin'!"

Luke_indyWalker · 07-01-2003, 09:44 AM

Hunter: You throw me the idol, i throw you the whip!
Indy: Sorry buddy, i already have the whip.

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Even indy couldn't help screaming when he discovered that the inflight movie was King solomons Mines-THE 80s ONE!

Kumba · 07-01-2003, 10:34 AM

"I dropped my watch!"

westford · 07-01-2003, 12:14 PM

Indy spent the afternoon judging the diving contest, using his invisible scorecards...

Attila the Professor · 07-01-2003, 12:33 PM

"AH! It's a leap of faith!"

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Just when he thought he had seen it all...

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Yet another example of Indy's knowledge of classical mythology helping him: If it weren't for his dad drilling some stories into his head about Icarus, he might have tried using the Golden Wings of Ceylon.

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After wandering onto the set of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Indiana Jones found himself able to throw an ivory hunter off of a ledge and still be able to see him hit the water, no matter how great the fall.

omega5ooo · 07-01-2003, 02:16 PM

"I didn't know there were bungee jumping facilities here in ceylon" Indy mumbled.

"I didn't know he had an affair with Mrs Croc" Indy laughed

"Wierd tourists..." Indy shook his head

Dyre Straits · 07-01-2003, 02:57 PM

"If you fail the flying lessons, let's see how well you swim."

Raffey · 07-02-2003, 11:15 AM

Although Harrison protested to Steven that it just wouldn't work, Spielberg insisted on filming the 'evil villan break dancing on a glass floor scene' for Indy IV.

A segment the director thought up during his cameo in Austin Powers 3 that even Mike Meyers refused to use.

Aaron H · 07-04-2003, 09:20 PM

No more submissions? I'll give until the 7th.

Dyre Straits · 07-05-2003, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aaron H
Okay, here we go...now stop me if we have already done this one:

Here's the link: http://www.lucasarts.com/products/in...screens/16.jpg
Now have at it!

"After you finish your swandive, you can do your splatfall."

Canyon · 07-05-2003, 04:26 PM

"Aarrghh. I can't take the pressure any more!!! When are these designers going to realise that Indy's pants STILL aren't the nowhere near the right colour?"

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Indy: "Dammnit, my hands are stuck in this position..."
Bad guy: "You think you've got problems? There's an alligator down there!"

00Kevin · 07-05-2003, 09:43 PM

Come on Aaron! this guy's been suspended in mid-air for a WEEK! give him a break!

(and yes, that was my caption)

gavinpape · 07-07-2003, 12:11 PM

ahhh american humour.. i never really did understand it.......

(sorry folks, but i couldn't help myself)

Aaron H · 07-07-2003, 04:16 PM

The Winners are: (these were really tough to choose)
#3 Westford: "Indy spent the afternoon judging the diving contest, using his invisible scorecards..."

#2 Goodsport & Finn (tied since their's fit together):
"Free your mind!"
"Nobody's going to do it on the first try!"

And the #1 spot: spohlso!
"Indy was juuust about to give him the finger, but he changed his mind. Turning off the pool heater that morning was enough."

Attila the Professor · 07-07-2003, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gavinpape
ahhh american humour.. i never really did understand it.......

(sorry folks, but i couldn't help myself)

I hate to carry this and take it further off-topic...but I recognize that quote and I can't quite recall where it's from...could you do me a favor and reveal it's source?

Dr. HenryJones.jr · 07-07-2003, 11:51 PM

Ah, spohlso *applaus* go on next caption!!!

Yolegoman · 07-08-2003, 05:39 AM

"Ah, Mr Ivory Hunter, I'm assuming I've been in a lot more fights then you have, but why is it that YOUR the one with the hole in the knee of your pants? It doesn't matter, I guess." *SPLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*Indy watches as the bad guy mysteriously fades away...*

EDIT: *Yolego realizes its the 8th, but leaves his post up here anyway, just for the heck of it*

[Edited by Yolegoman on 07-08-2003 at 06:42 am]

spohlso · 07-08-2003, 10:43 AM

Geez, I didn't even realize I won. Give me a minute or two to find a new picture.