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Old 08-28-2003, 11:11 AM   #26
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Heres a list of the crapest films ive ever seen.

Lord of the Rings (both).
Harry Potter
Tremors
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Old 08-28-2003, 01:13 PM   #27
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yeah british....can't argue much with you there

my 2 cents:

1st cent:
to me LOTR is okay, mostly because of the face that it is such an epic journey...other then that, I'm not as thrilled about it as my friends

2nd cent:
HP just SUX!
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Old 08-28-2003, 03:08 PM   #28
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tremors!? tremors is awesome! are you drunk? (sorry... i had to use it)

lotr and hp arent that bad... not by any means incredible films, but not the worst movies ever

rent "stranded" if ya want a terrible terrible pointless film...
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Old 07-18-2011, 02:16 PM   #29
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A tie:

In the theater: Boxing Helena / Throw Mama from the Train


Anywhere else: Dune / Highlander II / Sphere / Exorcist II

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Old 07-18-2011, 02:43 PM   #30
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BMX Bandits/Goonies/The Big Lebowski/The Phantom Menace/The Rocketeer...

There are so many bad movies that the worst ones have titles thankfully erased from memory.
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Old 07-18-2011, 02:54 PM   #31
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The Big Lebowski
G A S P !
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Old 07-18-2011, 02:57 PM   #32
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Old 07-18-2011, 02:57 PM   #33
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G A S P !

Dobule GASP! (I also don't think The Goonies or The Rocketeer are THAT terrible(remember, this is worst film you've "ever" seen)).

As for me, I don't know what the worst film I've ever seen is. I've seen some truly poor films, but as far as mainstream films go with so budget and effort put in, She's the Man is the worst film I was ever forced to watch. Made my eyes bleed.
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Old 07-18-2011, 03:15 PM   #34
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Mr. Wrong (with Ellen Degeneres and Bill Pullman)

Dracula, Dead and Loving It.
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Old 07-18-2011, 03:15 PM   #35
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G A S P !

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Dobule GASP!

The Big Lebowski was just pretentious crap. It has the distinction as being one of the few DVDs that I've erased from my list and sold. Another recent one was Asylum's Battle of Los Angeles knock-off.

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(remember, this is worst film you've "ever" seen)).

There are plenty of worse films (though not much worse than Battle of Los Angeles), but as I wrote, their names are thankfully lost for the moment.
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Old 07-18-2011, 05:25 PM   #36
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BMX Bandits/Goonies/The Big Lebowski/The Phantom Menace/The Rocketeer...

The Goonies is really one of the worst films you've ever seen? I can understand it being thought of as overrated but...ok.



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Old 07-18-2011, 05:52 PM   #37
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Transformers 2

Passion of the Christ

Batman and Robin




Can't decide which wins the dubious honor!
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Old 07-18-2011, 07:50 PM   #38
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The Big Lebowski was just pretentious crap. It has the distinction as being one of the few DVDs that I've erased from my list and sold. Another recent one was Asylum's Battle of Los Angeles knock-off.

You should give it another chance. Like most of the Coen Brothers films, TBL is one that gets funnier and more enjoyable on each repeat viewing.
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Old 07-18-2011, 09:19 PM   #39
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The Big Lebowski was just pretentious crap. .

Speaking of pretentious crap and one of the worst I've seen:
LOST IN TRANSLATION
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Old 07-18-2011, 10:16 PM   #40
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I can't believe LOTR is making some people's list but I guess that is what makes these kind of threads fun to read.

Here are mine

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Old 07-18-2011, 11:06 PM   #41
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KotCS...worst in terms of biggest letdown.
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Old 07-18-2011, 11:33 PM   #42
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KotCS...worst in terms of biggest letdown.
Very true. Still a better adventure flik than say The Mummy Returns, though. I hate that movie.

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The Big Lebowski was just pretentious crap. It has the distinction as being one of the few DVDs that I've erased from my list and sold. Another recent one was Asylum's Battle of Los Angeles knock-off.
That's strange, all things considered. Why the change?

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Old 07-18-2011, 11:56 PM   #43
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Transformers 2

Passion of the Christ

Batman and Robin




Can't decide which wins the dubious honor!
Batman and Robin... why, you ask?... Well, for me, my favorite comic character of all-time, the dark, brooding, awesome Batman, was completly ruined!

People are going to say the same about KotCS, and they have, but here, there is no question the level of hopes for a batman movie and the sh*t that came out, and how incredibly opposite they are. It is painful to see a childhood hero drive a crappy toy, fight "goons" who look more welcome on Power Rangers than Batman, and live in a stupid playland that he calls "Gotham".

Everything from the plot to the characters to the God-awful direction seems like it was delibritly horrible. I watch it and think "Why did they try so damn hard to ruin Batman?" I hate how the Batman I love is so much different than the batman in B&R!

And that's why that film is the worst I've ever seen.
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:49 AM   #44
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That's strange, all things considered. Why the change?

Because as a film it was one of the most depressing and unfunny I've seen.

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You should give it another chance. Like most of the Coen Brothers films, TBL is one that gets funnier and more enjoyable on each repeat viewing.

It's not a world I want to venture back into. The Coen Brothers often create unsettling environments, but this one was really pretentious with it.

I'd rate it as one of the worst since it gets hyped so much. The expectation of a laugh out loud comedy quickly subsided.

Other American 'comedies' that I'd put on the list would be Cheaper By The Dozen, and anything I've seen with Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider in it.
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Old 07-19-2011, 02:15 AM   #45
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That's funny I was just thinking "any movie with Adam Sandler" in it

I think the movie that really does it for me though is Miracle Mile - hands down THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER! I truly felt like cra*p after seeing this abomination as it basically paints the human race as possessing not one shred of decency whatsoever. Makes the devil himself look like a saint.

Dang I wish I hadn't even thought about it. Sorry to have brought it up really. Except as a warning.

*Shudder*
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Old 07-19-2011, 02:20 AM   #46
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I posted my worst movies in a previous post. My most disappointing movies are

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Spiderman 3
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Old 07-19-2011, 04:11 AM   #47
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That's funny I was just thinking "any movie with Adam Sandler" in it

I tried watching Little Nicky on TV once. I think I managed ten minutes!

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I posted my worst movies in a previous post. My most disappointing movies are

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

That's exactly the category I'd put KOTCS into.

Blade had run its course by the time of Trinity, and none of the Spider-Man movies really lived up to their potential.

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That's strange, all things considered. Why the change?

Oh, I'd draw the honourable gentleman to the comments in this thread.

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I also don't think The Goonies or The Rocketeer are THAT terrible

As for The Rocketeer, I had the misfortune of seeing that in the cinema because our first choice movie, Terminator 2, was sold out. If I had my way I'd have gone home, but I wasn't driving and my mates wanted to see a movie. (We could have gone to Boogies, the Southampton bar with the live music that left me deaf for three days after a Lone Crow set. Yes, that would have been preferable to The Rocketeer as I sat in the cinema looking at my watch!)
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:11 AM   #48
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(I also don't think The Goonies or The Rocketeer are THAT terrible(remember, this is worst film you've "ever" seen)).
Yeah, not the worst, but Goonies was a bunch of crap thrown together and then against the wall, they kept what stuck. Rocketeer was flat. For an action/adventure film it was devoid of any emotion.
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The Big Lebowski was just pretentious crap.
There were some interesting ideas but I wasn't all that interested in figuring it out which ones man.
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I tried watching Little Nicky on TV once. I think I managed ten minutes!
Rodney Dangerfield is in that one!

...and I still can't sit through it either. I do like Happy Gilmour though.

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As for The Rocketeer, I had the misfortune of seeing that in the cinema because our first choice movie, Terminator 2, was sold out. If I had my way I'd have gone home, but I wasn't driving and my mates wanted to see a movie. (We could have gone to Boogies, the Southampton bar with the live music that left me deaf for three days after a Lone Crow set. Yes, that would have been preferable to The Rocketeer as I sat in the cinema looking at my watch!)
Oi, it was Eddie Muphy Raw or Throw Mamma from the Train...I should have just gone into Raw, (no longer friends with those two idiots!).
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:16 AM   #49
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Rodney Dangerfield is in that one!

...and I still can't sit through it either. I do like Happy Gilmour though.

There is Punch-Drunk Love, but that one's only sort of an Adam Sandler movie. Really, it's the Sandler persona being put to a different use.

I just saw the trailer for the Smurfs, and I'll betcha that earns a spot on here, if anyone actually sees it.
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I have an unusual gift. I can sit and watch about any movie, and wring some enjoyment from it.
Jury Duty? Seen it, and liked it.
Troll 2? Own it, and watch it.
Howard the Duck? Enjoy it (that's for you, Stoo )

I do however find some movies dull. Such as Lady In the Water, Pretty Woman, Spanglish and Twilight.
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