All I ever Really Needed to Know...(Indy Style)

[Pale Horse]

I think this would be a good time to remind ourselves of what we can truly learn from the Indy films....

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

55) If you're all tied up with ropes, don't assume fire is the solution.

56) The pen IS mightier than the sword.

{{Awesome thread, yo. ^_^}}

[Raffey]

57) If you want to get back at your dad, try naming yourself after the dog instead of after him.

58) Remember that woman who broke your heart umpteenth years ago? Burn her bar down when you reunite. It's a good way to get her tag along!

59) Sometimes its best to enter a club through the front door but leave out the window.

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

60) When someone gives you an advice on "Don't trust ANYONE", take/remember it, dammit!

[Webley]

61} Some times a boat can be just as handy as a parashot.

[EvilDevo]

62) if a man wearing a fedora tells you to step where he steps... and not to touch anything: listen to him

63) if your friends are possessed... burn them

64) learning to fly a plane is apparantly EASY

65) so is landing one (on a hillside no less)

[Aaron H]

66) Going into the Lion's Den is sometimes the only way
67) All you have to do is squeeze
68) Read books instead of burning them
69) When there is nothing to fear that is when you should be scared.
70) Learn to speak tribal languages.

[Webley]

71} Only a penitent man can pass.

[QueZTone]

72 ) If you're handsome and you've hit with your charms on a lady. Be alarmed. your dad could have been with her first.

73 ) Don't grab glowing-hot metal objects with your bare hands.

74 ) You can tell real Ming from a fake by looking for any cross-sections.

75 ) You're not out of Germany, until you're out of Germany.

76 ) Don't trust monkeys.

77 ) Don't trust people who eat flies.

78 ) Don't bring a bazooka if you need precision shooting.

79 ) Bring along a weigh-scaler if you're gonna obtain an idol from some old temple.

[Raffey]

80) When you find yourself needing a whip to cross a deep pit and you have to trade a priceless gold idol to get it, you are getting punk'd.

81) Never accept a drink offered to you by your enemy.

82) Whenever you have to knock someone out and put on their clothes, chances are they'll always be a size too small!

[Pale Horse]

Originally posted by Devin_149
63) if your friends are possessed... burn them

Don't you know it.

Originally posted by Aaron H
67) All you have to do is squeeze

I don't even want to ask...


83) When you start seeing finger necklaces on manequins, Labor Day is just around the corner...

[Aaron H]

Originally posted by Pale Horse
I don't even want to ask...

Oranges...uhhh, right...oranges.

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

Originally posted by Aaron H
Oranges...uhhh, right...oranges.

Really?? I thought it was a banana. XD
LMAAO!! Ok my bad...hahaha...anyways...

84) When you're being lowered into a snake infested pit, tell your friends to go first.

85) Do NOT EVER jump up and down on a bridge, no matter how much you claim it's "strong".

[Luckylighter]

87) Always have a stunt double on hand, just in case.

88) Johnnie Walker is not just a great whiskey to get you hammered, it's also a great bottle to hammer somebody's head with--ROTLA, Raven Bar scene

89) Blondes may have more fun, but Brunettes will patch you up when you're hurt (or slug you when you've been a jerk).

90) Don't knock out a German mechanic with the only blocks that are keeping the plane from moving.

91) Sometimes, a frying pan is all you need in a knife fight.

92) In Latin, Jehovah starts with an "I".

[Indy Benson]

Never look into a dirty, double-sided mirror.

[Aaron H]

94) Choose wisely.
95) Avoid drinking out of a skull cup...if possible.

[Finn]

96) Never reserve seats on a last-minute takeoff flight.
97) You can run faster than the big stone ball behind you. You can. You know you can.
98) If you can have a hotel room with a ceiling fan, get it.
99) Don't get frustrated if people come to you and say: "Hey, you look just like this Han Solo fellow I know!"

100) Improvisation... is very often the key.

[Pale Horse]

101)Sometimes you have to hide yourself in a box, if you really want to escape.

[Luckylighter]

102) Sometimes you just have to make it up as you go.

[Tennessee R]

104) Never loan out your whip, and always swing first.

[Raffey]

105) Always leave just when YOU get interesting.

106) If work gets to be too overwhelming...climb out the window and go for a stroll.

[matthiassatlure]

Um...

X sometimes marks the spot.

AND SHORTY'S HAT IS NOT A YANKEES HAT!!!!!



(Sorry, no Fedora yet, Ren)

[Deadlock]

106) Sometimes the best way to rekindle a relationship with an estranged father is to sleep with the same woman (on separate occasions, hopefully).

107) Kill the toughest Nazi first.

108) Leave it to the goverment to doom your greatest accomplishments to obscurity.

109) Give distinct instructions. "Go around" is hard to confuse as "Go between them."

110) You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but people who served chilled monkey brains are bad news.

[QueZTone]

111) Burning someone with a torch can save them from the Black Sleep of Kali Ma

112) Be sure to warn your friends before cutting down the bridge

113) Get Alden shoes, just in case you'll need to stop a rushing minecart in time!

(114) Raft sky diving can be a fun hobby