All I ever Really Needed to Know...(Indy Style)

[Jorbex]

Joining the fencing club in college might not be such a bad idea, after all.

[WrathofGod]

Generally

1) Go after what you want.
2) Friends will most likely betray you while you're at it...including primates.
3) Shoot first ask questions later.
4) You may not get the treasure but you'll probably get laid.


KOTCS
1) Dummies watch Howdy Doody before annihilation.
2) They don't make fridges and sequels like they used to.
3) There was a gopher plague back in 1957.

[Dr Bones]

If a huge bald german guy picks on you...give him is props.

Fedoras are like boomarangs.

Don't forget your ticket when flying Zeppelin airways.

Remember your Charlemagne.

Don't call anyone Junior.

In the dark, whips look a lot like snakes.

Girls can really drink!

The song "Anything goes" sucks in other languages too.

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

Bronze medalions get hot when in burning bars.

If facing an angry cobra...best do it from behind glass.

There's nothing you can posess that someone cannot steal.

First date?? Check the monkey.

[Jorbex]

When in doubt, mail your dairy to the Marx Brothers.

[Dr Bones]

Blasphemy is intolerable...you are never too big to get a slap from your old man.

Snake Surprise...not much of a surprise....try the soup.

Never wave a sword at a guy with a gun.

It's not always as close as it looked...or as easy as it used to be.

Whips...in the hands of the inexperienced may cause self injury and even scarring.

Coathangers are scary.

Hood ornaments are not designed to support the weight of an adult male.

Rubber stamps can be very loud.

[Jorbex]

Always choose the Austrian goodbye over the German one.

[Indy's brother]

If this thread doesn't supply you with enough practical Indy wisdom, may I direct you to this book:


Apparently it's full of neat lessons like this:


And this:

[Webley]

You listen to Short Round more, you live longer.

If you give your mouth a rest you will get to tag along.

Originally Posted by Pale Horse

From KOTCS....

Most people lie about being a double agent.

If you want to be a good archaeologist you got to get out of the library.

[Indy's brother]

The only disguise that doesn't fool my enemies and their co-workers is that of a Scottish Lord.

[DocWhiskey]

If you are a Scottish Lord, then I am most certainly Mickey Mouse.