After noticing some clever or standard greetings for newbies to the Raven, I thought we’d compile list of old faves (Welcome to the Raven, where the lights never go out ®) and any new ones.
Welcome to the Raven, where the women are warm and the beer is cold… Or was that the other way around???
Welcome to the Raven, where the lights never goes out. Tiger Wolf 2002
Welcome to the Raven, where paths cross. 00Kevin 2003
Welcome to the Raven, where threads grow like Kudzu. MP3 2003
VP, wasn't it "where threads grow like the Kudzu" at one time? But, that does make more sense the way it is now.
Also, it was another kind of weed at one time, wasn't it? Pueria Lobi....something or other?
*New patron walks into the bar, looking around at the sprawling bar fight in front of him. Indy rolls towards him and stands up, holding out his hand. The patron looks at Indy's split lip, slightly bloody cheek and cocky smile.*
"Welcome to the Raven, kid. Watch out for Marion... she's a beast!"
*A shotglass flies across the room at Indy's head, the man in the fedora narrowly ducking out of the way of the flying projectile.*
"Watch what you say, Jones! Or else you'll be the next one flying out that door!"
*The new patron looks around, scared for a moment before Jones takes him by the arm and leads him to the bar.*
"Here, let me buy you a drink..."
Yea, that's the style me and Meers would've introduced the newbies... I think we did say this... can't remember, too long ago...
Originally posted by Tennessee R VP, wasn't it "where threads grow like the Kudzu" at one time? But, that does make more sense the way it is now.
Also, it was another kind of weed at one time, wasn't it? Pueria Lobi....something or other?
Originally posted by Indyologist Welcome to the Raven, where you'll find molars in the peanut dish.
I've always thought this one was funny... But do you have any idea of how REVOLTING that would be???
Grabbing a handful of nice salty nuts, you pop them into your mouth... All of the sudden *CLUNK* you bite down on something hard. You spit it out and for one horrified instant you think one of your teeth fell out. Then after running your tongue over your molars, you realize that it was SOMEONE ELSES and that it was IN THE PEANUT DISH.
Welcome to the Raven Bar, we've got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want, Honey, we know the names. We are the people that can find whatever you may need. If you got the money, honey, we got your headpiece.
Originally posted by Deadlock I've always thought this one was funny... But do you have any idea of how REVOLTING that would be???
Grabbing a handful of nice salty nuts, you pop them into your mouth... All of the sudden *CLUNK* you bite down on something hard. You spit it out and for one horrified instant you think one of your teeth fell out. Then after running your tongue over your molars, you realize that it was SOMEONE ELSES and that it was IN THE PEANUT DISH.
Yeah, but if you find one with a gold filling, you can pay off your bar tab-- and then some!!
Originally posted by VP Welcome to the Raven Bar, we've got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want, Honey, we know the names. We are the people that can find whatever you may need. If you got the money, honey, we got your headpiece.
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