Nurhachi1991
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I'm having fun with this now!
(After Spalko's eyes light on fire)
Alien: Ouch (as it extends a glowing finger)
(After Spalko's eyes light on fire)
Alien: Ouch (as it extends a glowing finger)
Things you'll never hear an Indiana jones character say
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Dust McAlan
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Oh sweet mother! I have tears from laughing.The Man said:
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Indiana Jones: This right here, it's a pre-Colombian---
Marcus: Indy---
Indiana Jones: Quiet, Marcus. This pre-Colombian artwork---
Marcus: INDY---
Indiana Jones: Oh, Marcus, what the hell? What is it?
Marcus: ...we're in the Egyptian wing of the museum.
Indiana Jones: ...ancient Egyptian is still pre-Colombian. Far East pre-Colombian.
Marcus: You had no idea, did you?
Indiana Jones: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.
Indy~Annie
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Willie:i thought Archaeologists were those funny little men looking for there mummies
Indy:mommy's..
sorry i know bad but thats all that came to mind.
Indy:mommy's..
sorry i know bad but thats all that came to mind.
DarthMickey
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Indy to Lucas. Are you out of your mind. Crysal Skulls! Thats no Adventure! 
Oh yeah I guess that what I wanted him to say instead!
Oh yeah I guess that what I wanted him to say instead!
bennihana123
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Henry Sr: Kill that son of a *****! Ya! Death! Blood! Muahahaha!
The Man
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INT. PROFESSOR JONES' OFFICE - DAY
Indy is confronted by a panicked, unsettling priest...
Indy is confronted by a panicked, unsettling priest...
FR. BRENNAN
I was at the hospital, Dr. Jones, the night your son was born. I saw its... mother...
INDY
My wife?
FR. BRENNAN
Its mother, Dr. Jones!
INDY
You're referring to my wife!
FR. BRENNAN
(shouting)
It's mother!
INDY
(shouting)
Aw, come on! If this is blackmail, then just come ou-
FR.BRENNAN
(screaming)
It's mother! It's mother was a JACKAL!!!
INDY
(shouting)
Yes! Yes! You're referring to my wife!
I was at the hospital, Dr. Jones, the night your son was born. I saw its... mother...
INDY
My wife?
FR. BRENNAN
Its mother, Dr. Jones!
INDY
You're referring to my wife!
FR. BRENNAN
(shouting)
It's mother!
INDY
(shouting)
Aw, come on! If this is blackmail, then just come ou-
FR.BRENNAN
(screaming)
It's mother! It's mother was a JACKAL!!!
INDY
(shouting)
Yes! Yes! You're referring to my wife!
mutt willams
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The Man said:
not sure i get it..... but i probably shouldnt...
INT. Brunwald Castle
The Jones Boys are tied to a chair.
INDY
How did you know she was a Nazi?
HENRY
Max Mosley told me.
ELSA
Let's skip the pleasantries. I like my men tied up. Besides, I don't think I've tag-teamed father and son before.
INDY
You'll have to settle for one. I'm pretty certain the old man won't get it up.
ELSA
A pity.
HENRY
I know what you're thinking, because right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here - why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?
ELSA
So, Dr. Jones... if you thought Austrian goodbyes were pleasant, just wait 'til we get to seasons' greetings.
HENRY
Oh, be fair! All I need is little stimulation.
INDY
All I need to do is squeeze.
ELSA
All I need to do is scream.
The Jones Boys are tied to a chair.
INDY
How did you know she was a Nazi?
HENRY
Max Mosley told me.
ELSA
Let's skip the pleasantries. I like my men tied up. Besides, I don't think I've tag-teamed father and son before.
INDY
You'll have to settle for one. I'm pretty certain the old man won't get it up.
ELSA
A pity.
HENRY
I know what you're thinking, because right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here - why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?
ELSA
So, Dr. Jones... if you thought Austrian goodbyes were pleasant, just wait 'til we get to seasons' greetings.
HENRY
Oh, be fair! All I need is little stimulation.
INDY
All I need to do is squeeze.
ELSA
All I need to do is scream.
scofieldindy
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Short Round; I step on something sound like fortune cookie!
Indy: Sure does, screw the search for the stones we need to find us those cookies.
Indy : I totally love Snakes, I'm thinking of opening a snake orphanage someday
Vogel: This is how we say goodbye in Germany. (hits Indy)
Henry Sr: What a nice man that Vogel is.
Indy: Sure does, screw the search for the stones we need to find us those cookies.
Indy : I totally love Snakes, I'm thinking of opening a snake orphanage someday
Vogel: This is how we say goodbye in Germany. (hits Indy)
Henry Sr: What a nice man that Vogel is.
Jonesy9906753
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Indy:what are you a triple agent?
Mac:No..I just lied about bein' a double
oh wait,that dialouge was actually said,well i know one thing and that is it's definitely a "Thing you should never hear an indiana jones character say"
Mac:No..I just lied about bein' a double
oh wait,that dialouge was actually said,well i know one thing and that is it's definitely a "Thing you should never hear an indiana jones character say"
indythecat
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(The Thugee cultists have Indiana Jones surrounded on both sides of the rope bridge. Indiana drops his sword over the side of the bridge, reaches into his satchel, and produces...a poke-ball.)
INDY:"Pikachu, I choose YOU!"
INDY:"Pikachu, I choose YOU!"