Nurhachi1991
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I'm having fun with this now!
(After Spalko's eyes light on fire)
Alien: Ouch (as it extends a glowing finger)
(After Spalko's eyes light on fire)
Alien: Ouch (as it extends a glowing finger)
Nurhachi1991 said:(After Spalko's eyes light on fire)
Alien: Ouch (as it extends a glowing finger)
Oh sweet mother! I have tears from laughing.The Man said:EXT. JUNGLE CAMP - NIGHT
Willie is busy drying her clothes as Indy and Short-Round play each other at cards...
WILLIE
So, where did you find your little friend?
INDY
I didn't find him, I abducted him. What can I say? I do like Asian young boys.
WILLIE
Wh-what?
INDY
Come to think of it...you're not so bad-looking yourself, Doll. Come over here, would ya?
SHORT-ROUND
Hang on lady, we goin' for a riiiide!
The Man said:INT. PROFESSOR JONES' OFFICE - DAY
Indy is confronted by a panicked, unsettling priest...
FR. BRENNAN
I was at the hospital, Dr. Jones, the night your son was born. I saw its... mother...
INDY
My wife?
FR. BRENNAN
Its mother, Dr. Jones!
INDY
You're referring to my wife!
FR. BRENNAN
(shouting)
It's mother!
INDY
(shouting)
Aw, come on! If this is blackmail, then just come ou-
FR.BRENNAN
(screaming)
It's mother! It's mother was a JACKAL!!!
INDY
(shouting)
Yes! Yes! You're referring to my wife!