Did the action dissapoint? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!
The Jungle Chase is the most thrilling, funny and slam-bang rollicking good time of the last few years. Even the Champion Crane Chase, until now my pick for greatest chase sequence in movie history, doesn't match this. The chase ruled, and it was awesome seeing Indy kick ass again. What do you mean, 'tag along'? Wink-wink...
Mutt's duel with Spalko is a buffet of incredible stunts, one-liners, gags and such that kept me grinning like a nimrod for minutes on end. A definite highlight, and the scene that firmly cemented my love and support for Mutt Williams. BRING ON THAT SPIN-OFF, LUCAS!!!
Indy's fight with Dovchenko was brilliantly done. The idea of them fighting within a ring of bloodthirsty critters is unique and thrilling. The blows being thrown here are brutal and look painful-as-hell. To top it off, the good Colonel receives a truly disturbing and gross demise, as well he should for being such a badass villain. He's like a Russain Vogel, by far the toughest and meanest Nazi. Those ants will give me the shivers until doomsday. I especially adore the last beat before Dov topples over senseless. Indy's ready to punch him again, and then notices how dazed and limp the Colonel is, and then just lets him fall over into the ants! LOVE IT.
And so the hell what if the carnivorous ants was a blatant rip-off of Scorpion King? So the hell what if Mac is note-for-note Beni Gabor? Remember, the Mummy series is much more guilty of obvious steals from Indy. Indy's just returning the favor, and by doing so also strengthening the relationship between both series, to my great delight.
The motorcycle chase was great fun, and as previously mentioned by my esteemed fellow posters boasts a genuine classic Indy stunt. Awesome scene, with a nice wrap-up involving Marcus Brody. Even in death, Marcus is still around to help out his best bud Indy.
But this all bows before what has to be the coolest and most frakkin' awesome scene in all Indydom: the knockout teaser in Hangar 51 and the proceeding 'Nuke the Fridge' stunt. Chock full of awesome lines, great Indy smart-assness, Spalko acting sexy with her turn-on accent, the cameo by the Ark, the ingenious way Indy finds the location of the Roswell crate, Indy and Dovchenko duking it out on and around the rocket sled (especially Indy swinging and kicking the Colonel through the glass
), Indy falling off the sled with dizziness...I can go on forever. And DON'T get me started on the iconic "A Dynamite Stick in a Nuclear Age" shot, cause I'll never shut up about it.
So many other great action moments: the suitably corny and unbelievable "three times it drops" scene, the Ugha bursting from within the walls of the temple, the dissapearing stairs (my favorite setpiece of Act III), the cool Council of Thirteen chamber, the skeletons morphing into a living being (for the last goddamn time, they are NOT aliens!!!!!!! WAKE UP! You can stop whining now!!!), the UFO rising from the collapsing city below...I love every millisecond of it!
So, once again for you stubborn nitwits that didn't hear me the first time: Did the action dissapoint? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!