Dr.Sartorius
New member
"I don't like sand."
Things you'll never hear an Indiana jones character say
- Thread starter mutt willams
- Start date
Nurhachi1991
Well-known member
The Village Shaman: Marty you got to come back with me!!!!!!!!
Indy:.................. what?
The Village Shaman: It's your kids Marty something has got to be done about your kids!!!
I swear this guy is an Indian Doc Brown
1.21 Jigawatts!!!!
Indy:.................. what?
The Village Shaman: It's your kids Marty something has got to be done about your kids!!!
I swear this guy is an Indian Doc Brown
1.21 Jigawatts!!!!
Indy~Annie
New member
Lonsome_Drifter said:
lol those were great!!
couldnt keep from laughing! 
Indy Black
New member
Indy: Mutt is that your bike?
Mutt: actually I had a car but it transformed into a robot...
Indy:you could have saved by switching to Geico
Mutt: actually I had a car but it transformed into a robot...
Indy:you could have saved by switching to Geico
Agent Spalko
Guest
Mutt: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Indy~Annie
New member
Indy."hot girls,why did it have to be hot girls"
i know bad but you would never hear Indy saying such a thing.
i know bad but you would never hear Indy saying such a thing.
agent_dork
New member
you would never her indy say "im gay"
Ska
New member
Indy (to Marion at the Raven): Look, b*tch...ya'll gonna give me that damn headpiece...or am I gonna have to pop a cap in yo' a*s?!
**************************
Marion: Is that a whip by your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Indy: Uh, it's just a whip...
**************************
Indy (to Sallah above the Well of Souls): Stay here, Sallah...I got this covered.
**************************
Marion: Is that a whip by your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Indy: Uh, it's just a whip...
**************************
Indy (to Sallah above the Well of Souls): Stay here, Sallah...I got this covered.
MovieLover152
New member
Ha! Thats a good one. I'm thinking of one still.Nurhachi1991 said:The Village Shaman: Marty you got to come back with me!!!!!!!!
Indy:.................. what?
The Village Shaman: It's your kids Marty something has got to be done about your kids!!!
I swear this guy is an Indian Doc Brown
1.21 Jigawatts!!!!
The Man
Well-known member
EXT. JUNGLE CAMP - NIGHT
Willie is busy drying her clothes as Indy and Short-Round play each other at cards...
Willie is busy drying her clothes as Indy and Short-Round play each other at cards...
WILLIE
So, where did you find your little friend?
INDY
I didn't find him, I abducted him. What can I say? I do like Asian young boys.
WILLIE
Wh-what?
INDY
Come to think of it...you're not so bad-looking yourself, Doll. Come over here, would ya?
SHORT-ROUND
Hang on lady, we goin' for a riiiide!
So, where did you find your little friend?
INDY
I didn't find him, I abducted him. What can I say? I do like Asian young boys.
WILLIE
Wh-what?
INDY
Come to think of it...you're not so bad-looking yourself, Doll. Come over here, would ya?
SHORT-ROUND
Hang on lady, we goin' for a riiiide!
The Drifter
New member
Old Indiana Jones: "Look, Marion! Golden Girls is on Lifetime. I just adore this show!"
---
Pat Roach: "I would never star in a movie with Indiana Jones in the title!"
---
Marion: "I told you Sallah; I don't drink. It's bad for the liver."
---
Marcus: "Sallah, you sing so bueatiful. Care to sing us an old folksong?"
Sallah: "Blame it on the rain. Yeah, yeah!"
---
Young Maharaja: "This feast of baby eel, chilled monkey brains, and scarab is discusting! Anyone up for Micky D's?!"
---
Pat Roach: "I would never star in a movie with Indiana Jones in the title!"
---
Marion: "I told you Sallah; I don't drink. It's bad for the liver."
---
Marcus: "Sallah, you sing so bueatiful. Care to sing us an old folksong?"
Sallah: "Blame it on the rain. Yeah, yeah!"
---
Young Maharaja: "This feast of baby eel, chilled monkey brains, and scarab is discusting! Anyone up for Micky D's?!"
mutt willams
New member
Indy: im never goin to let you have this car back!!!!
tough sergant: i dont care about the stupid car, i just want the 300 dollars i left in the glove compartment!
tough sergant: i dont care about the stupid car, i just want the 300 dollars i left in the glove compartment!
kongisking
Active member
Spalko: **** ME DR. JONES!!! PLEEEEEEEEASE **** ME!!!!!!!
Indy: Sequels! Why'd it hafta be sequels!??
Sallah: Holy ****, my friends! I am so pleased you are not chopped into hamburger!
Marion: Indiana Jones. I always knew someday you'd come walking back to thank me for our time inside that closet at college!
Mutt Williams: What are you looking at, dumbass? LOOK AT THE ROAD!!!
Short Round: Wake up, Dr. Jones! I need to use bathroom! Really bad! Wake up!!!
Elsa: I can never forget how BIG it was...
Henry Sr. Don't forget to wash behind your earsh!!!
Indy: The Beatles! I hate these guys!
Spalko: Youre a hard man to screw, Dr. Jones...
Willie: We're not sinking, we're flying! Total opposite, you idiot!
Yeah, some of 'em suck. But hey, I tried!
Indy: Sequels! Why'd it hafta be sequels!??
Sallah: Holy ****, my friends! I am so pleased you are not chopped into hamburger!
Marion: Indiana Jones. I always knew someday you'd come walking back to thank me for our time inside that closet at college!
Mutt Williams: What are you looking at, dumbass? LOOK AT THE ROAD!!!
Short Round: Wake up, Dr. Jones! I need to use bathroom! Really bad! Wake up!!!
Elsa: I can never forget how BIG it was...
Henry Sr. Don't forget to wash behind your earsh!!!
Indy: The Beatles! I hate these guys!
Spalko: Youre a hard man to screw, Dr. Jones...
Willie: We're not sinking, we're flying! Total opposite, you idiot!
Yeah, some of 'em suck. But hey, I tried!
Nurhachi1991
Well-known member
The Alien: I'll be right here..................