He's right here. My connection has been a ***** lately. Anyway, I'll give it a go.
Okay, we see the Paramount logo and there is total silence until the camera fades in on the back of a figure standing in a dark museum hallway facing an exhibit which he is blocking our view of. Because of the light from inside the exhibit we can only see the man's silhouette. At this time slow, quiet, mysterious music starts as only John Williams can deliver, but it's not a familiar tune.
A disembodied voice sounding like a man in his fifties (let's call him Green)says, "So who is this guy?"
[Fade to black].
[Fade in] A dark room with two guys sitting at a table with their backs to the camera, both smoking cigarettes. The camera angle right at their shoulder height. The only light in the room is coming from one of those dim lights that hangs down over the middle of the table. There is an empty chair on the other side of the table and behind the chair there is a door. The guy on the left (let's call him Red) takes a drag from his cigarette and says, "He's a professional... from Chicago. Trust me, he knows about this kind of stuff."
[Fade to black]
[Fade in] Following behind the figure walking down the hallway for a few seconds. Green's disembodied voice says, "So you've met him?"
[Fade out and back to the table room.] This time the camera angle is from behind Green's chair facing Red's right side. Red looks over the camera at Green and says, "Well, no."
Green: (annoyed) We can't afford to lose any more time, Red. What makes you so certain that this is our man?
[Fade out and back to the dark hallway] Close up of the figure's shoes walking.
Red: He has quite a reputation in certain circles. He's been all over the world, knows 17 different languages. [cut to in front of the figure now heading for the camera, still too dark to make out any features]
Red: He's made some very significant finds in his day. Several of the most elusive artifacts in this museum were donated by him.
[Cut to the table room] Camera this time facing Red and Green
Red: Just trust me, Green, this man comes highly recommended. We wouldn't want anybody else. (Takes another drag and leans back in his chair)
Green: (puts his cigarette out in an ash tray which is revealed to be sitting next to some ancient scroll and there is a four second pause) What's his name?
(Cut to right outside the door just as it opens to reveal Red and Green sitting at the table. They both snap their heads to the direction of the figure walking in.)
(Cut to right behind Red and Green and the figure has his head facing down because he is putting on a hat)
(Cut to close up of Red as he stands up)
Red: Doctor Jones I presume?
(Close up of the figure's face as he raises his head and light reveals him to be none other than...)
Figure: Sorry, old boy. I think you have me mistaken for somebody else.
Green: (stands up outraged) And who the hell are you?!
Figure: Bond, James Bond.
CASINO ROYALE rolls across the screen.
Okay, okay. I couldn't resist. Here's how it really goes:
Red: Doctor Jones I presume?
(Close up of the figure's face as he raises his head and the light reveals him to be none other than...)
Indiana Jones: You bet your sweet ass. (Or something Indy would say).
We hear the tail end of a suddenly very familiar John Williams tune and see the title. Indiana Jones Goes To Camp (or something better) and a vague teasing release date. (preferably a month in 2007 or 2008).
