Resultates huevos, por favor!
3) philhos: <i>"Dad! Put that laser pointer away! I'm trying to read this article on American Industrialism. Sheesh!"</i>
2 intergamer: <i>Associated Press
Utah, USA--
In other news, captured StarShip 1/\/|)^/ escaped Tuesday from the top secret Green River Complex in Eastern Utah. En route to Mother Planet Gilles V, space rogue Andromeda Jones fired two proton torpedoes at the Iron Curtain, thus ending Soviet Domination in Space Warfare.
Dr. Harry Truman, representative of the Green River Complex - recently acclaimed as the "new Area 51" - did not return phone calls before presstime. However, expert of the occult Hans Baerwald told reporters on Wednesday, "those (expletive deleted) don't [realize] what they're getting into. Loop quantum gravity paradoxes are not (expletive deleted) toys. [An individual] can't just take our secret spacecraft, err, can't just take spacecraft and try to develop private aircraft. They'll never discover our secret; they're ruining our plan - err - that's off the (expletive deleted) record,
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Colleague B.A. Ward offered a dissenting opinion, consenting the importance of (expletive deleted) secrecy, but disputing Baerwald's faith in a "Central Intelligence Agency" which would investigate related phenomena and seek to capture pirates such as Andromeda Jones.
Mr. Jones, long lost relative of the esteemed archeologist Indiana Jones, could not be reached for comment late Tuesday.
Staff Writer
Associated Press
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And... 1) tall square: <i>Driven to madness by never getting credit for any of his amazing discoveries, Indiana Jones began to focus on discovering more and more obscure things, such as Mormon assassination conspiracies, as this piece of paper torn from the wall of his apartment reveals.</i>
Was there any better? Well, maybe there was. But I don't approve flooding in my thread...
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It's refreshing sometimes to flood a bit... and they won't ban a vet anyway.
<small>Nah, there wasn't, actually.</small>