Caption Contest 45

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intergamer

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And we're back with the Caption Contesting!!!


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Well, good luck. It's a screenshot from all those wonderful Indiana Jones Windows Games. Post your captions.

:) Yeah, I know this one is a little ridiculous, but I'll make it short before I pick a winner - it wasn't supposed to be my turn anyway.
 
Rumpled Fedora

Rumpled Fedora

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The rumors about a new Indy game were true!
...but Lucasarts became lazy and it was dubbed Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Ancients 2.
 
Pale Horse

Pale Horse

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Staff member
(Thanks 00Kev, just steal it from the get go.... ):rolleyes:


Franticly, Darabont pounds away at the keyboard hoping to save the re-write of Indy IV...
 
Tennessee R

Tennessee R

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-- Hit any key to continue, or any other key to quit. --

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=Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.=

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"I suggest goose-stepping morons like yourself should try programming computers, instead of Hacking them!!"
 
Aaron H

Aaron H

Moderator Emeritus
I am pleased to reveal the title of the up-and-coming Indiana Jones IV:

Indiana Jones and the Blue Screen of Death
 
westford

westford

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"Jeez, I spent all that time at university learning Latin, Greek, Mandarin and Sanscrit, but I still don't know what the heck this means..."
 
Finn

Finn

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Staff member
<i>What the Barnett College did when they got fed up with Dr. Jones escaping through Windows.</i>
 
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spohlso

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When asked how they planned on fixing the code, Factor 5's lead programmer replied, "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
 
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intergamer

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Nobody really got the point that this is still supposed to be a screenshot of a game - just that the game has frozen. Oh well.

In third place:

Aaron H said:
I am pleased to reveal the title of the up-and-coming Indiana Jones IV:

Indiana Jones and the Blue Screen of Death
Click to expand...

This one's only funny if you recognize Aaron's penchant for announcing Indiana Jones 'Spy Reports'.

In second place:

Raffey said:
"Do you know how to fix this thing?"

"NO.....do you?"
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And the winner:

Originally posted by Pale Horse
Franticly, Darabont pounds away at the keyboard hoping to save the re-write of Indy IV...
Click to expand...

Congratulations!

Oh, and Honorable Mention: Rumped Fedora, you were so close with the Revenge of the Ancients one, but I had to eliminate because it just doesn't make sense. A BSOD is not the same as a text-based adventure, and furthermore a text-based game wouldn't crash. You were right there though, with Lucasarts being lazy and something about text-based adventure.
 
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Joe Brody

Joe Brody

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Intergamer,

I'm glad you ran with this one. It was creative and a good change-up to welcome everyone back. . . and of course a lot of people rose to the challenge. I cracked up a couple of times checking the entrants.
 
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MP3

MP3

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Unfortunately for Indy, this screen appeared before Truth Serum was invented. Had it been around, the message displayed would have been: "Press any key to continue, or press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. Then scream at the top of your lungs, smash the keyboard, and hurl your coffee mug into your monitor when neither of these options work." ;)
 
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