Here due to popular demand...

[fortuneandglory]

Due to popular demand, (or one post mentioning it in passing).... The great poll... Do you like Chunky or Smooth peanut butter, or is mayonaise more you're forte?

 

[Tennessee R]

I voted smooth, but I don't think I've ever really tried chunky.

 

[Jay R. Zay]

i'm allergic to peanuts. does this mean "Oh no, it's the brain sucking aliens!!"?

 

[Violet]

None! They all taste horrible! Especially in the US!

 

[Moedred]

Creamy mayonnaise, because chunky is usually rancid.

I clearly remember not having any pecans.

When you're face down in a bowl of beer nuts, you risk inhaling some.

 

[IndyBuff]

I don't mind chunky but smooth is definately the best.

 

[Rumpled Fedora]

It's the mayo that makes the sandwich.

 

[Issard]

Smooth is just to....smooth. Since I like my PB&J's on plain ass white wonderbread, I like the extra texture you get with chunky.


I was in the grocery store today and I saw something funny. You can actually buy a box of Oreo crumbs for putting on top of pies. This is essentially a big box of crumbs, swept up from the factory floor. And people buy it. The execs at Nabisco must get a laugh outta that one.

 

[Indy Parise]

I'll just give you guys a tip for when you come by the Philly area. Don't ever order an Italian Hoagie with Mayo. Oh yeah, they'll make it for you but they'll probably also spit it in it. The italian Hoagie is made with oil, not mayo. This is how we sort out the real from the imposters.

Now if it's a ham and cheese or even a turkey sandwich, mayo all the way!

Same in New York man. Also, If you ever order something like "Hawaiian Pizza". We're very strict about our Pizza pies.

 

[fortuneandglory]

People are actually responding... my plan is working perfectly!! BUWAHAHAHA!!