Rocket Surgeon said:You really need to take a pill . . . While you're winding down consider Indy actually debunking one and then at the end discovering a real one.
...and while you're busying yourself seeing red, try READING the quote again.
One more thing, the Ark isn't powerful ITSELF. The power is God's. It's not a machine.
Knucklehead...
indyswk said:Indy, Oxley & gang going through the caves/tunnels come across some ancient machinery. They (especially Indy) admire it one by one how they could have such technology. The tunnels eventually reach into some sort of chamber with a gigantic, but dead, machinery (whatever it is, is up to your imagination). They stood in awe but Oxley is the one to hurry them to where they should go to. Cue the Uhga warriors scene, up till the alien skulls and the ceiling flying off into the portal. Indy and gang escapes, runs everything, but cut to the Uhga tribeswomen and children of the warriors who sruvived the shootings, they are crying at the bodies of the dead warriors and mourning the passing of their men who were so cruelly killed by the Russians. The camera pans upwards, and we see a portal in the sky. This portal, also looks remarkably like a UFO in shape from far (to satisfy you, George!). Cut to indy washed out and overlooking the area, the portal then one by one, shines a light onto the uhga tribespeople, and takes them all up, like a UFO abduction. The Uhga people are happy, they are finally reunited with their 'God'.
Cue everything else as we know (temple collpase, rocks swirl and fly, water fills up, etc). Indy:"UFO?" Oxley: "Uhga Gods. Or Interdimensional Beings.
indyswk said:Yes, I didn't like the waterfall bit too. I don't really know how to improve on that, but your idea is good.
indyswk said:Also, I have a problem with the final being too blatantly alien and UFO. Calling them 'Gods' or at least from the viewpoint of the Ugha (and the ancient people) would , to me, more acceptable, while also similar to the 50s sci fi phenomenon. A portal would fit into the 'dimensional' thing too.
I think it's always interesting/amusing to hypothesise about how things could have been played differently. We've been doing the same for the past circa 20/30 years with the original trilogy. As much as I like KOTCS (and I still maintain it's better than TOD for me), it's probably the only Indy movie where slight/moderate changes could have improved it significantly (IMHO). Therefore, there is some amusement to be had from the speculation of what if?Mickiana said:What if they had made a different movie? That might have been better.
Darth Vile said:Alternatively, if I had the power to re-shoot some of it, I'd bring Mutt's motorcycle back into play (it could have been tied to the back of a truck) and have Mutt crash his bike into Spako's jeep rather than vine swing in...
indyswk said:I think adding some dimension to the Ugha tribespeople would be nice
Major Eaton said:Or expanding on their culture and the legend as it relates to the Skull through an added scene or two at Akator. Instead of having the uhga tribesmen break out of the walls and ceilings inside, they should have been scattered throughout the temple. The group could have a few scary encounters inside before being run out. Also, that machinery piece that you speak of, could be a component to a flying saucer the "interdemensional beings" may have left behind or didn't conceal like the mothership. Some of the uhga tribesmen could have been gathered in this room before being spooked by the group. There could be so many Akator expansion ideas.
I don't believe it would have helped you Matt, I really don't.Matt deMille said:It would have helped if you'd said "consider Indy debunking one and then at the end discovering a real one" in the first place.
Rocket Surgeon said:It would have been more compelling if Indy actually debunked a crystal skull claim early in the film.
Which is shocking in as much as you're representing the Bible as an historical document, and certainly by your post as a schematic in ways other than intended: a blueprint for faith.Matt deMille said:...so too, is the Ark itself, ya know. The Bible tells how to build one, and it's basically a big capacitor. I'm sure that when the ancients said it shot fire or lighting, it was just the static-electricity build-up of the woolen blanket thrown over it as it was carried around.
It's hardly a rant until, admittedly in my exasperation I lightly tapped you with the powder puff name: knucklehead, (which I still believe is fitting).Mcrographs of silicone moulds of tool marks from the Mtchell-Hedges skull likewise indicate the use of high-speed modern carving tools. The deeply cut parallel ridges left by permanently embedded diamond abrasive are seen throughout the carved components. Some marks indicate the use of cutting tools less than a millimetre thick, which means they would have to be made of iron or steel, and the impressions of wheeled tools visible in the carved elements of one tooth (Figs. 8 and 9) are less than a millimetre in diameter. Under magnification, polished areas show parallel Hnes with a sort of skipping pattern, indicating the use of a high-speed tool.
You're much too emotionally charged to be considered rational, and you carry WAY to much baggage EVERYWHERE you go. Shall I pad all my posts with footnotes filled with disclaimers to the satisfaction of Matt deMille's sensibilities? No. Get a grip. Try responding more to the written word and less to the invisible words between the lines. Your "skahl-ar-lee" interpretations like:Matt deMille said:Besides, given all the negativity toward ancient alien theories I've run into before, I'm inclined to take such a post as a thinly veiled cheap-shot. Again, it would have helped if you gave it a context.
...are priceless taken within the context of your own very flawed conceptions of what is real.Matt deMille said:the legendary power of the Ark could indeed be generated by the Ark and the ancients merely thought it was the power of "God" when it wasn't.
Matt deMille said:Another possibility would have been to have the natives (the non-warriors) wait for the party outside the temple. They would have held back, but then, angered beyond belief, they approach by the thousands. As Indy and co. (and maybe some surviving Russians) are surrounded, the alien ship appears, and the natives are captured by the awe of it, allowing Indy and co. to escape.
Matt deMille said:Even better would be if such a scene never clearly showed the UFO itself. Maybe just look down on the humans from the ship's POV, or show shadows falling over them, or lights on their faces or something.
Then, Indy scrambles to the top of the cliff, and sees it just for a fleeting moment, just enough to reward the audience but not be too in-your-face either.
Major Eaton said:Beautiful. I like the idea of Mutt's motorcycle playing a more central role in the the jungle chase sequence and ultimately crashing it into Spalko's jeep, even if the cycle is not meant for this landscape. Love that. This is a skill that should have been used more, not sword swashbuckling!
punisher5150 said:The entire scene should have been rethought. I do like the idea of having Mutt's motorcycle brought along, but I'm not sure that would have worked either. How about having the Ruskies bringing some all terrain motorcycles along, or even a few riding them behind the convoy and Mutt gets a hold of one. That would have given us an interesting aspect of the chase, with him outmaneuvering the remaining motorcycle riders and eventually using it to catch up with Spalko.
This gives Shia his big action scene without reverting to the ridiculous.
Rocket Surgeon said:I don't believe it would have helped you Matt, I really don't.
Rocket Surgeon said:Having trouble with the written word? I can't be blamed for taking your hyper sensitivity the way I have. I suggested a simple idea to make the film better...for me. NOWHERE do I write he debunks the Akator Interdimensional beings.
Rocket Surgeon said:Further, you respond with a childish backlash regarding the ark which to me is not only out of place for the thread but your understanding of the artifact and its history are deeply flawed.
Rocket Surgeon said:You're much too emotionally charged to be considered rational, and you carry WAY to much baggage EVERYWHERE you go. Shall I pad all my posts with footnotes filled with disclaimers to the satisfaction of Matt deMille's sensibilities? No. Get a grip. Try responding more to the written word and less to the invisible words between the lines. Your "skahl-ar-lee" interpretations like:...are priceless taken within the context of your own very flawed conceptions of what is real.
Major Eaton said:I like it. This is a much better escape idea than the Skull forcing the uhga warriors back.
Hell yes! This is the ending we never got! I like the subtlety and the hint of mystery that accompanies the idea. Splendid, man. Splendid.
I think you need to review the progression of posts, I didn't have to assume a thing. You unpacked your baggage from the ancient Aliens thread on post 92... "assuming" by using my post as a springboard for this gem:Matt deMille said:Maybe you should have tried it before assuming I would take a low road.
As though I did.I really don't see what people have against such artifacts as the crystal skulls.
Your sense of entitlement lead you right back into the mire of self-righteous indignation..."I hope it's a joke" indeed! Denegrating my post makes you no better than those you bemoan.Matt deMille said:Suggested . . . for you? When you post in a thread, it's offered to others. And without a context, people who read what you post are entitled to take it in other directions, just as you seem to feel free to assume one thing or another about me without my having said anything to the effect thereof.
Please see self-righteous indignation above...Matt deMille said:At many points throughout this thread others have brought up things in no way related to KOTCS. Yet you single me out for it, when I am simply comparing one film's artifact to another, which is, actually, not out of place at all. Your singling me out, however, seems to be out of place, as are your insults out of place in *any* thread.
Matt deMille said:people who read what you post are entitled to take it in other directions
Funny how you can ignore the content of my posts and continue on a self serving "interpretation." I was hardly spouting anything, that's what's called citing sources, you may do well to take it under serious consideration. I supported my position, you on the other hand continue to "take things personally."Matt deMille said:Me? Too much baggage? Strange to hear that, since you are the one who starting spouting Biblical passages, seemingly taking what I said personally.
Please refer to my initial post to which you asperse with your flippant remarks.Matt deMille said:No, if anyone needs to get a grip, it's you, not me. Start by using calm, rational language instead of cheap-shots and insults.
Hardly, they are simply low impact expressions of frustration against gigantic assumptions like:Matt deMille said:Such "childish rants" and phrases like "knucklehead" and "get a grip" devalue any argument you make.
Matt deMille said:I'm inclined to take such a post as a thinly veiled cheap-shot.
Now that you've spewed your venom? How fitting...Matt deMille said:Since I have no taste for flaming,
I doubt that...Matt deMille said:...consider my thoughts on this exchange of wasteful fire to be done.
punisher5150 said:I do like the idea of having Mutt's motorcycle brought along, but I'm not sure that would have worked either. How about having the Ruskies bringing some all terrain motorcycles along, or even a few riding them behind the convoy and Mutt gets a hold of one. That would have given us an interesting aspect of the chase, with him outmaneuvering the remaining motorcycle riders and eventually using it to catch up with Spalko.
This gives Shia his big action scene without reverting to the ridiculous.
punisher5150 said:Most of these suggestions really are simple ideas. Tiny tweaks of the script that could have been done in minutes. It makes me wonder what happened in that script-writing process, and what GL decided must remain.
I kind of got this feeling when watching the movie:
Okay, Mutt's been in the movie for an hour and a half. Let's give him something do. Swordfight Spalko while straddling two vehicles in a high speed jungle chase, then meet up with some monkeys who like you because you have the same hairstyle. Inspire the monkeys to attack the Russians after vine swinging through the jungle at 40 mph to catch up with the convoy that left you behind.
We've introduced Marion. Now let's give her something to do. Drive off the cliff into the tree and let it lower you into the river to show how smart you are.
No tweaks or rewrites. Brainstorming ideas that never got polished.
Anyway, this felt like the makings of a good movie that almost turned into the 1980s Allan Quatermain series with Richard Chamberlain: a parody of Indiana Jones. And there really is just a few minutes of screen time that caused this feeling.
Thanks for the thread response and let's keep it going to see what could have been...
Rocket Surgeon said:Debunking a Crystal Skull early in the film would have fueled a fine discussion between Spalko and shackled Indy in the tent....
Darth Vile said:I think it's a good try. For me the 'Jungle Chase' could be improved simply by editing out some of the sword fight between Mutt and Spalko (specifically the shots where it looks a little too green screen), and removing the shots of the monkeys/Mutt vine swinging. Alternatively, if I had the power to re-shoot some of it, I'd bring Mutt's motorcycle back into play (it could have been tied to the back of a truck) and have Mutt crash his bike into Spako's jeep rather than vine swing in...
indyswk said:I think adding some dimension to the Ugha tribespeople would be nice and make it somewhat a happy ending for the Ugha instead of just getting their temple & land torn up and buried by tons of water and have their story end there. Also, I have a problem with the final being too blatantly alien and UFO. Calling them 'Gods' or at least from the viewpoint of the Ugha (and the ancient people) would , to me, more acceptable, while also similar to the 50s sci fi phenomenon. A portal would fit into the 'dimensional' thing too.
Darth Vile said:It's not that I didn't like the waterfall scene, it's more to do with that I think it could be better positioned within the movie. As it stands, it feels somewhat out of place as it's not played as a major set piece that the 1hr 30 minute position demands i.e. it's more comparable with the rubber raft scene from TOD and probably best suited to an earlier part of the movie (as more of just a 'fun' sequence). Alternatively, as I mention, up the anti and actually turn it into a ballzy stand out action set piece. Position it towards the end of the movie post UFO/alien reveal, and it could play a lot more like the rope bridge sequence from TOD.
Undeniably your take on it would be an utter failure...conceived to undermine the idea, but of course there are many ways to make it work.Matt deMille said:Indeed, debunking the skull earlier in the film would not have made the film better.
Once again, I'm not referring to the "legitimate" skull being debunked. You're asking for the EXACT process, I could offer you many. The opportunities presented in Hangar 51 could have been the red herring of the film. If Indy had escaped WITH the only remains, (a skull), to Doom town, it opens many possibilities. He could have examined it there, and it would have given the soviets reason to pursue him. Why were they looking for him in Doom Town? They already got what they came for, was it merely to soothe a bruised ego? (Hi Matt!) Indy escaping with it seems to be a good reason to chase him.Hammy Skillet said:To the proponents of the "debunk the skull" idea--exactly how is that supposed to work?
This remains, but the earlier (debunking)scene gives it more weight...Hammy Skillet said:Remember: the one "legitimate" skull that was pilfered from the Akator chamber has been lost since the 15th or 16th century in the Indyverse. No one has been able to examine it under intense magnification. No one has been able to analyze it. Upon discovering the thing in the Chauchilla cemetery, Dr. Jones gives us his cursory professional assessment:
A seamless piece of quartz.
No [visible to his naked eye] tool marks.
Cut against the grain.
We couldn't make this even with our modern technology.
What is this thing?
It is where the film begins to fail though...I'm hardly alone in this sentiment.Hammy Skillet said:We aren't seriously introduced to the alien angle until the jungle interrogation in the tent with Agent Spalko--and this is hardly the beginning of the film.
What was the effect of staring into the eyes of the Skull?Hammy Skillet said:And at that point does Indiana really appear to be buying the extraterrestrial angle? I didn't think so.
Matt deMille said:I like this a lot. Very, very cool. Damnit, now I'm never going to be able to watch this again without thinking all this "should be there".