Indy pick-up lines

[Indy Scout 117]

have any of you guys out there ever thought of using Indy-related pick up lines??? i know i have. my favorite (and i've ALWAYS wanted to pull this one off!! ) goes like this: so you're tellin the girl about other girls you've liked/dated in the past, and you say: "but they all had the same problem..."
she asks: "What was that?"
you say: "they werent you honey."
i've always thought that was a romantic pick-up line. i never had the chance to say it though even with my last (which was my first) girlfriend...its sad: im 17 years old and i have only been in 1 (count 'em: 1) relationship...and it wasnt even meaningful... oh well...

anyway, out of couriosity, have you guys ever thought of Indy pick up lines?? if so, lets hear 'em!!

 

[DocWhiskey]

Haha. Good thread.

But I would NEVER use an Indiana Jones pick up line on a girl. I mean, I'm a nerd, but that's just pushin' it

How about....

"Are you the Cross of Coronado? 'Cause I've been looking for you all my life."

"Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right."

You could also be down right blatant....

"I want to find out if you talk in your sleep."

"Put Short Round to sleep, because now there IS time for love."

"Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart."

Of course the reason many older guys will use Viagra...

"Not as easy as it used to be..."

Ok...I'll stop lol

 

[Violet]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Seriously, I did laugh out loud.

The very idea is somewhat nerdy, though maybe if it were used on a female movie buff or Indyfan it may work. Though the question is how would you know if you've just met her or have just introduced yourself to her (unless you're at one of those COW summits or comic cons, in which case, you might get lucky, lol).

"Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right."

*facepalm, but means it humourously*

That one, is either the best or worst one.

Most chicks would probably answer: "There's such a thing as too long?" or "Who's Belloq? I'd like to get to know him". (No those answers were not meant to paraphase an Indy quote).

Would I want a guy to pick me up using an Indy quote? Hell no! I just like a straight forward, 'Do you want to go out sometime and have dinner?' after having a casual chat. That's usually enough of a compliment for me (alright, I also like to hear that he thinks I'm pretty as well, but you know, I am a female!).

@ Indy Scout 117: Nothing wrong with having been in one relationship by 17. I'm 21 and only had two relationships in high school (wouldn't say they were completely serious) and haven't had any in nearly 4 years (doesn't mean I haven't had a date, coz I had one a couple of months ago after a 3 and half year drought).

 

[Indy Scout 117]

Haha. Good thread.

But I would NEVER use an Indiana Jones pick up line on a girl. I mean, I'm a nerd, but that's just pushin' it

How about....

"Are you the Cross of Coronado? 'Cause I've been looking for you all my life."

"Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right."

You could also be down right blatant....

"I want to find out if you talk in your sleep."

"Put Short Round to sleep, because now there IS time for love."

"Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart."

Of course the reason many older guys will use Viagra...

"Not as easy as it used to be..."

Ok...I'll stop lol

PFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!! ah man you put a lot of thought into those huh? lol i love it. ah man...that just totally made my day.

thanks for the comforting words Violet Indy. that makes me feel better. im certain ive got another one coming soon, though. we'll see...im glad my last girlfriend put up with me and my Indy humor though. it takes a lot to put up with that, y'know what i mean??? lol

 

[Finn]

What the heck, the floodgates are already open...

"Hey baby, you're pretty much like the Ark of the Covenant. I know I shouldn't touch you, but I can't help myself."

"I must have Sallah in my pants, 'cause he's really digging you."

"You remind me of a girl I once knew. I got a chance to lighten my bags at her place, but I had to leave quick because her landlord didn't really like it... and in the end, I lost her to a Frenchman."

"You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company."

"Is there a pit of quicksand around? I really need you to grab my snake."



Finally, there's the Finnish way of saying goodbye... toweling your tool clean with her drapes before getting the hell out of there.

 

[Col. Detritch]

Hahahahah! These Are great!

"Whip it, whip it good!" (ok it's not quite 'Indy' but fun to try!)
"I really want to share in your adventures!"
"Want to go out... chose wisely!"
While pointing around the lower body: "It hurts here, and here, and here, and HERE!
"Ready for some 'nocturnal activities'"
"This is how we say hello in Germany!"
"You're in the care of top men!... Top men!" (Ok that one was kinda creepy!)
"Your my Ark... I can't help but stare!"
"You're every man's dream!"
"How did you know I'm a Nazi... a Nazi of lovin'!"
"Hey, you're makin' my sword rise!"

For the older gents out there!
"You belong in a museum!"

I hope you enjoy! Some a little hard to swallow (lol) but I have a warped sense humour!

 

[lao che & sons]

WOW this is great... doc if you used those you would officially surpass nerd, something I am still trying to do... Heh

I'll try a few

"I'd trade the golden Idol for you any day"

"your worth more to me than getting poisoned"
^totally pushing it^

if it's an old lady
"talk about priceless antiquity..." *smack*
^WAY pushing it^

"Now's the time for love... we DON"T have company"

"The Nazi's may have found Tanis but I found you"

"There's only one difference between you and the ark of the covenent... you don't make my face melt when I stare at you"
^it's pushed, I know^

and I'll stop now

I would never use any of these but you can try'em out

 

[metalinvader]

*Pulls condom out of wallet (or satchel)*

"You know what a cautious fellow I am."

 

[Indy Scout 117]

wow...these are great!! funny and cute... hahahaha!!

 

[The Drifter]

Indiana Jones walks up to random woman.

Indiana Jones: "Hey, doll. I'm Indiana Jones!"

Indy smirks and points at himself. Woman jumps in his arms.

 

[Col. Detritch]

"Belloq can have the Ark... all I want is you, girl!"
Have the girl in bed on a boat and load my pistol! (No a line but, meh!)
"Play with you lots of fun!"
"Anything goes!"
Take someone's date away from them: "What was once breifly your's is now mine!"
"Me, very dangerous... you go first!"
After someone broke up with someone else: "I would never rip your heart out!"
Beautiful girl walks in: "Big damn pants!"
"I've learnt to love you in the ten years!"
Write 'LOVE' & 'YOU' on your eyelids!

And once again for the oldies!
"What are you like eighty?!"

 

[Indy Scout 117]

Take someone's date away from them: "What was once breifly your's is now mine!"

After someone broke up with someone else: "I would never rip your heart out!"

i like the belloq one!! no body else would understand the other one like we do though

 

[Indy's brother]

doc if you used those you would officially surpass nerd, something I am still trying to do... Heh

God be with you in your quest, I'm proof that it's possible!

"I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!"
"We walk from here"
"I want it!" (creepy)
"Careful, you just might get what you wish for."

Pretty bad, which I know is the point....still, I may have to come back to this one.

 

[Chewbacca Jones]

"I've flown from one end of th..." wait, wrong movie.

its sad: im 17 years old and i have only been in 1 (count 'em: 1) relationship...and it wasnt even meaningful... oh well...

Take it slow, dude. Maybe in these times 1 in 17 is going slow, but for a geek, you're doing fine. And "meaningful" won't land for while, most likely. You want a poor average? Try 4 relationships by 36. Uh, 37. 2 pointless nonsense, 2 meaningful. 1 for the long haul (I hope). Like the old song goes - Love is a Battlefield. Lots of misses, but one good shot and you down.

 

[lao che & sons]

God be with you in your quest, I'm proof that it's possible!

Thank you, oh kind Indy's Brother at this point it's becoming more of a reality and less of a dream

 

[Indy's brother]

I'm feeling uncharacteristically uninspired here, but I would like to bump this thread so i can laugh at YOUR submissions....there's a lot of untapped greatness here.

 

[neverAcquiesce]

Well, let's see...

Those aren't fortune cookies...
Wanna be an entry in my grail diary?
Only in the leap on the lion's head will you prove your worth. (followed, likely, by a slap from the lady)
Hope you're not afraid of snakes. (yeah, another slap)

For the ladies:
Is that an idol in your satchel or you just happy to see me?

And when things get a little too serious:
Is that a fertility idol? Yeah, uh...I gotta go...