Spielberg Bombshell: "I'll Leave Kate For LaBeouf"

[The Man]

Check those calendars, suckaaa's!

 

[Arab Swordsman]

Is this going to go on all day!?!

 

[The Man]

Is this going to go on all day!?!

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[Bjorn Heimdall]

I wasn't sure how to understand this one... was Spielberg leaving his wife for some mano a mano action with Shia or was he leaving Kate out of Indy IV so she could smooch Shia in Indy V?

 

[The Man]

I wasn't sure how to understand this one... was Spielberg leaving his wife for some mano a mano action with Shia or was he leaving Kate out of Indy IV so she could smooch Shia in Indy V?

Stevie would never allow Capshaw to kiss the lips of LaBeouf. "He's my rock, my light, my world, my everything," declared an emotional Spielberg during a recent DGA dinner. Meanwhile, Spielberg's palmist Nancy Alxelmez told Variety, "We hope that Steven will follow his heart. The man who gave Hook to the world deserves nothing but happiness."

 

[JimmyPSHayes]

Well played!

 

[Finn]

Note to people: the mod's smile starts to weaken.

Some class to this stuff, if you wouldn't mind. A wacky headline, if not accompanied by anything else is NOT a good prank. One more of the same style and I seriously start seeking the keys to the sin bin, no matter what the calendar says.




If you however have something you clearly spent some time on, go on and humor us...

 

[The Man]

I wasn't sure how to understand this one... was Spielberg leaving his wife for some mano a mano action with Shia or was he leaving Kate out of Indy IV so she could smooch Shia in Indy V?

Yes, read a little deeper, my friend. Deeeeper...
*strokes Ming The Merciless Of Mongo Goatee in pathetic delight*

 

[Grethe]

Any of you guys pick up this one from Moviehole in Australia?? Harrison Ford to return as Han Solo! (in a script by Carrie Fisher --)

Source page: http://www.moviehole.net/news/20080401_harrison_ford_to_return_as_han.html

 

[Jedinizar]

I hate the 1st April...

Any of you guys pick up this one from Moviehole in Australia?? Harrison Ford to return as Han Solo! (in a script by Carrie Fisher --)

Source page: http://www.moviehole.net/news/20080401_harrison_ford_to_return_as_han.html

yeah after completing the upcoming ?What Lies Beneath? sequel.!!! Is The Ghost this time Dr. Norman Spencer him self???

 

[The Man]

I hate the 1st April...



yeah after completing the upcoming ?What Lies Beneath? sequel.!!! Is The Ghost this time Dr. Norman Spencer him self???

That article was covered on Channel 4's Teletext Page 321 today. So much for ensuring solid sources.

 

[QBComics]

okay, if I have to read 1 more fools thread I'll puke. Sorry but, it's getting old.

 

[Niteshade007]

This wasn't even good, and I have a hard time believing that anyone would fall for it.

 

[Indy_Chic]

Oh man, just the title of this thread alone has left me traumatised.