Indy&HanFan
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does this come out the 14th or 15th?
Friday 15th.Indy&HanFan said:does this come out the 14th or 15th?
sandiegojones said:
Everything about ?Clone Wars? feels a little off. Yoda?s famous verb-at-the-end syntax gets so garbled by the writers that he eventually lets out a compound sentence that seems to make no sense whatsoever. Even the legendary John Williams theme has been so badly orchestrated that it sounds like it?s being performed by a third-rate middle-school marching band. Very young kids, ?Star Wars? completists and Lucas apologists may find themselves compelled to attend;
The Man said:Ouchy. Lucas has slowly strangled two legends this summer. Neither is likely to recover under his guidance. Stop this now, George. Just stop it.
Well, no one publishes such a scathing review under George Lucas' watch. He sent the site a cease-and-desist letter saying the site broke a review embargo. AICN caved and took the critique down. But like any review, video, or photograph nowadays, once it's been unleashed online, there's really no way to contain it.
It doesn't take Yoda to deduce that George Lucas's Lucas Arts probably wouldn't have cared that Ain't It Cool News published an early review of the forthcoming animated "The Clone Wars" if that review was positive. In fact, they probably would have been overjoyed.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37885The Man said:Hate leads to anger...
http://www.businesssheet.com/2008/8...ng-clone-wars-review-demands-cease-and-desist
George Lucas ass-nailing Harry Knowles? Get on, Gramps!
Peacock's-Eye said:Another positive review:
http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertai...g/2008/08/star_wars_the_clone_wars_is_pr.html
When the assembled press wasn't being bludgeoned with the excruciatingly dull action that makes up 95% of the movie, we were howling in laughter at the garbage presented onscreen, and the biggest laugh getter was Zero the Hutt. Living in 'downtown Coruscant' (what does that even mean on a planet that is one big city?), Ziro is Jabba's 'uncle' and owns his own club. He's also purple, wears feathers and body paint and talks like Truman Capote as voiced by Eric Cartman.
Congrats, George, you've offended yet another minority with your prequel movies. While The Clone Wars doesn't have the opening crawl or anyone saying 'I have a bad feeling about this,' it does have a repugnant stereotype affixed to an alien. Chinese people, Jews, blacks, move over and let the gays get on this bandwagon.