The New Super Deluxe Indy Caption Contest - Volume 1!!!

[Deadlock]

The pictures change but the rules remain the same.

1. Post your captions for the next week.
2. Next week I'll post the winners.
3. The #1 winner will have the honor and priviliege of selecting the next picture and judging the next contest.

Here goes nothin'...

 

[Indyologist]

"Diarrhea... why did it have to be diarrhea?"

(You all know Harrison Ford was sick with dysentery during the filming of this scene, right?)

--OR--

Indiana Jones and the surrounding crowd reacts as the giant Arab swordsman puts down his bone-shattering scimitar and decides to do a striptease instead...


-OR-

Indiana Jones and the surrounding crowd reacts as a troupe of burly Nazis recreate Monty Python's "Military Fairy" sketch.
"I'll scratch your eyes out!"

 

[westford]

Several people in the crowd fainted as Indy let off one of his infamous 'silent but violent' bottom burps...

 

[Indyologist]

Several people in the crowd fainted as Indy let off one of his infamous 'silent but violent' bottom burps...

LOL!
That's what you get for eating the local food, Indy!

 

[Canyon]

Indy stared as suddenly several hundred Indy droolers began franatically making their way over to him.

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"Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way!"
Oops! Sorry, wrong francise...

 

[Johan]

Who does number 2 work for?!?

 

[Aaron H]

To his horror, Indy suddenly realized that he had forgotten the student's "Wearatowelaroundyourhead" Day.

 

[Indy_Jones88]

Indy suddely needed to go to the little boys room and fast

Indy "Where's a toilet when ya need one?"

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Henry Jones Sr. "What happens at 11 o' clock?"

Indy "I will have diarreha!!! What time is it now?"

Henry Jones Sr. "11 o' clock"

 

[Element]

Indy- "I could really use one of those diapers on your heads... aaaa I mean turbans."

an Arab- "why"?

Indy- "because I need to take a Sh .....ahhh I mean my head is hot with this Fedora".

 

[Raffey]

** This is a candid picture of the reactions of Harrison Ford and dozens of extras when Lucas and Spielberg first decided to do their behind-the-camera work without pants AND underwear because quote, "It was too hot." **

 

[Aaron H]

** This is a candid picture of the reactions of Harrison Ford and dozens of extras when Lucas and Spielberg first decided to do their behind-the-camera work without pants AND underwear because quote, "It was too hot." **

HAHAHAHAH!

 

[IndyMcFly]

Locals watch in horror as Harrison Ford "fills his jalava." (sp? word?) The result is devastating shock, and some locals even pass out from laughter. Still others try to get a good view of Indy's backside.

In Christ,
Shane

 

[Indyologist]

Jalava?

 

[Attila the Professor]

"Which one to use?! Which one to use?!" Indy fiercely muses to himself, standing in the middle of the marketplace, staring across at nothing whatsoever. The man senses danger, but from where? Indeed, what can he possibly have to fear? The cute little monkey running across to the one-eyed organ grinder? The group of German tourists? The butcher with an eccentrically large carving knife? Clearly, there was no danger, but still, his right hand urged him to punch somebody else, and he just had Sallah's eldest son. The left hand, on the other...erm, well, y'know...said, "wait, go introduce yourself...shake hands." An awful, awful decision to make, between reckless, unwarrented violence and ridiculously naive kindness. The sweat poured down his temples and into the corners of his eyes, and that which missed his eyes followed his neck down to his chest. The man was absolutely paralyzed with indecision. And so he stared at nothing whatsoever.

 

[Aaron H]

"I knew I shouldn't've had the whole can of beans last night!"

 

[Pale Horse]

"Harrison Ford stands in disbelief as he realizes Indy IV will never be made, and the Fan Boys of the Raven standing behind him hardly know how to react to that news as well..."

 

[Aaron H]

HA! Good one Horsie! That one wins them all!

 

[VP]

So.... who won?

 

[Deadlock]

Thanks for the reminder VP...

In third place, Pale Horse!

"Harrison Ford stands in disbelief as he realizes Indy IV will never be made, and the Fan Boys of the Raven standing behind him hardly know how to react to that news as well..."

Cynicism and bitterness... I like it!



In second place, Indyologist!

"Diarrhea... why did it have to be diarrhea?"

Well, this picture was just asking for a scatological caption... Indyologist, you got there first and with a "nice" film reference too.



And finally, in first place, Raffey!

** This is a candid picture of the reactions of Harrison Ford and dozens of extras when Lucas and Spielberg first decided to do their behind-the-camera work without pants AND underwear because quote, "It was too hot." **

Crude? Yes. Completely out of the blue and downright hilarious? Yes, Yes. Good luck with the next pic, Raff-meister!

 

[Raffey]

Whoa! Y'mean I finally won one of these!

Yikes! I'll try to find a pic in the next couple days. I've got one that just might work...

At the very least, it's probably one that will be unexpected!