Umm, okay, lets see...think, think, think...
For starters, the introduction for Indy. Absolutely perfect. Brings me to tears and shivers every time I watch that shadow on the door. For that alone, I say: Thank You, Steven and George. Thank You, Steven and George. Thank You, Steven and George.
Secondly, the crystal skull mythology. I never really was too into the skull legend before this movie came around, but Koepp gave such a fascinating, imaginative, unique and thought-provoking backstory to this relic that I instantly went back to being into UFOlogy again. Thank You, Steven and George.
Thirdly, the Mutt Williams character. A moment of rest, people, to allow your eyeballs to stop rolling. Okay, let's move on... Shia Labeouf is just fantastic in this. I love Mutt's characterization as an insecure, lonely and squeamish momma's boy hiding behind the false persona of a bad-ass, tough-talking, macho biker. To little success, of course.
If Mutt had really been this identity, then I probably would have despised him as an arrogant, pompous and disrespectful little jackass with a foul mouth and an utterly retarded ego. But by revealing that the "Mutt Williams" act is just that, his own 'secret identity' of sorts, the real boy hiding behind the man, the character became endearing, funny, sympathetic and inspired. And the fact that
he's the goddamn son of Indiana goddamn Jones doesn't hurt, either. Thank You, Steven and George.
Next, the terrific reprise of the Raiders' warehouse. Oh, MAN!!! Do I REALLY have to continue here, folks!
In addition, the delicious Irina Spalko as the villain. Boner-inducing (see that thread for the
real meat an' potaters!
), Staring Contest Five-Time Heavyweight Champion, alluring accent, those awesome moves, the way she holds the skull when Indy's "duck" is coming toward her...damn, just call her Squirt-O-Matic. Thank You, David and Cate.
The badass Nuking of the Fridge. Immediately followed by "A Dynamite Stick in a Nuclear Age". As unforgettable as 9/11. (No offense, anybody...)
And a billion other things, such as: Harrison's grin as he watches Mutt do his stuff; Marion's Gazillion-Watt-Smile; Dovchenko in all his ass-kicking glory; Oxley's dancing; the opening race; the IDB's face as he/she/it melts Spalko...
I think my work is done. NOT! Ha, you wish!