Who is the Hottest Beatle?

Gear

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NileQT87 said:
the beatles DIDN'T write a lot of their early material. do you really think they wrote:

Twist And Shout - The Isley Brothers
Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
Honey Don't - Carl Perkins
Words Of Love - Buddy Holly
Money - Berry Gordy Jr. and Janie Bradford
Anna (Go To Him) - Arthur Alexander
Act Naturally - Buck Owens
etc...
the beatles, on the other hand, promoted the use of hallucinogenics (lucy in the sky with diamonds???), etc... and not to mention lennon's support of communist ideas (imagine no religion, no countries, no possessions...)--


and lennon's death? while tragic, his murder was by a disillusioned fan who saw that lennon was a hypocrite for preaching one thing and doing another.


while lennon said the beatles were bigger than jesus, elvis stated that he wasn't the king--that jesus was--he was just a man. now who had more humility? there couldn't have been two more different men.

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first off " NileQT87 ", the song "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" is not about LSD. Thats one of the most comon missconceptions about the Beatles songs. It was written after John's son came home from pre school with a picture he had drawn which he called "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds". John and Paul were impressed and inspired by the drawing and wrote the song wich has been discribed as a sound track to the painting. The song more than likely was influenced by drugs but is not about them...

And all those covers you mentioned. Thats how the Beatles got noticed. They were teenagers preforming songs by artists who they admired in night clubs and they were good enough to be picked up. They quit covering other artists work soon after they hit the world, after that all they did was their own.

Many, many people argue about Lennon's death. Some say it was a crazed fan (who killed him to make the autographed "Double Fantasy" worth more or because he was offended by Lennon's Jesus statment or just because he was crazy and wanted to kill someone famous) others claim it was the government (watch "The U.S. vs John Lennon, even before I saw this film I thought it was likely that they killed him).


As for Lennon's Jesus statment, I think its absolutly correct that John was aragent (and maybe Paul too) but, look, the Beatles had just as much popularity if not more than Elvis. They did. As my dad says, he was right. John once said that if he had said the Beatles were more popular than TV everyone would have agreed. I think it was'nt a very intelegent thing to say but then again I think there was some truth in it.

You say your so appauled by the Beatles fan treatment, well, On an interview from the early 60's they said that they were in a resteraunt and a woman approached them and said that her 11 year old daughter loved them but she her self couldn't care more. They said that they were a bit cold to her but celebraty or not, she probably deserved it. They stoped touring because they got tired of fans screaming so loud that they couldn't hear themselves play (which is what affected their sound, they literaly couldn't hear the next one to them play.), fans throwing things at them to get their attention, and girls practicaly slaughtering themselves over them. They thought this was all great when they started but after years of this they had had enough. John was quit rude to them at times like in an interview from the 70's in which he was asked about the fans and he said something along the lines of he got tired of stupid f***ers screaming like f***ing idiots. I can understand them deciding to quit the road. I watched on PBS a filmed preformance Elvis did in Hawaii and none of the fans were going TOTALY insane (like Beatle preformances). This was from the 70's when his fame was after its peak but I think if the Beatles had done a reunion consert (while John and George were still alive :rolleyes:) and played a few songs from their old LP's the fans would have been way wild.

Personaly I am a Beatles fan but I like Elvis too. I just dont think he was as great as the fab four.

And by the way. This thread is "Who was the cutest Beatle?"... I dunno, I guess its fine to wander...
 
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Webley

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The Hottest Beatle was Clarence Walker

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Buzzy Free: Hi, everybody! This is Buzzy Free, and welcome to "Rock & Roll & Then Some" Our guest today ish ere because it's the 20th anniversary of the Beatles invasion of America. His name is Clarence Walker, and he claims that he conceived the group's image and wrote most of the music. And was, in fact, the fifth Beatle and head singer before being kicked out of the group in 1963. Hello, Clarence.

Clarence Walker: Hello, man.

Buzzy Free: So. You "invented" The Beatles?

Clarence Walker: Yeah, man, I was ripped off by the whole group, and the whole group got a behind kicking coming to them when I see 'em! I been lookin' for them boys since 1962, and that's why they got that around-the-clock security in their house, 'cause they know that when Clarence Walker find 'me, he gonna take a chunk out of their behind!

Buzzy Free: Okay, Clarence. Can you prooove you were the fifth Beatle?

Clarence Walker: Yes, I can prove it, man. And I suggest you take that sarcasm out your voice alright? I'm serious!

Buzzy Free: I'm sorry, Clarence, it's just.. the whole thing seems absurd --

Clarence Walker: Yeah, well say it seems absurd, then, man! Don't patronize me, alright? 'Cause I'll kick your behind right here on national television! I was the fifth Beatle! I have proof!

Buzzy Free: Alright, what is that proof, Clarence?

Clarence Walker: Well, here's a photograph of us, back in 1962. Before they kicked me out of the group.

[ Clarence holds up doctored photo of The Beatles in a studio session, with Clarence on saxophone in the middle ]

Clarence Walker: That's John.. that's Ringo.. that's me in the middle, that's me, Clarance.. that's George.. and that's Paul.

Buzzy Free: Well, now, I never heard any saxophone - I see you're holding a sax, I never heard a saxophone in any early Beatles music..

Clarence Walker: Are you crazy, man? most of them early songs was mostly sax, man! But they stole it from me! What they did was - they took my voice out, they took the saxophone out - it was gone, alright? I did most of the lead vocals, too, alright? Let me tell you something - when I see them boys, I'm gonna put my foot so deep into them, their breath's gonna smell like shoe polish!

Buzzy Free: Well, can you give us an example of what you wrote, and what they changed?

Clarence Walker: Yes, I can! "She Loves You", was originally titled "She Loves You, Man." And "Help", was originally titled "Help Me, Man!" And "She's Got A Ticket To Ride", was originally "She's Got A Ticket To Ride And The ***** Don't Care, Man"!

Buzzy Free: Clarence.. what about the clothing, and they way they wore their hair?

Clarence Walker: All that is my idea! I molded those boys - I was the msot dominant one! See, that was the way we was described back then! John was the wise guy, Paul was the cute one, George was the quiet one, and Ringo was the shy one. And Clarence was the most dominant one. I'm older than the boys! In the beginning, they used to everything that I did! In fact, here's a picture of us back in 1961, when they was called The Clarences!

[ Clarence holds up doctored photo of him and The Beatles sporting afros with "The Clarences" written on the photo ]

Clarence Walker: See, that's me right there.. and that's George.. there's John.. that's Ringo.. and that's Paul. I taught them how to pick there afros and everything out, man! Paul still use Afro Sheen because of me!

Buzzy Free: Well.. this is astonishing.. I wonder if you have any of your early jam sessions --

Clarence Walker: Yes, I do! Yes, I do! I brought some of the early music, and I have it in a medley form, so you can listen it. You can hear us and our original jam sessions. Listen to the original Beatles here. Listen up!

[ Clarence turns on a tape recorder ]

[ saxophone sounds are heard over "I Want To Hold Your Hand" ]

Beatles: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Voice of Clarence: Ha! Come on, y'all!

Beatles: "Oh, yeah, I'll!"

Voice of Clarence: Man!

Beatles: Tell you something!

Voice of Clarence: Man!

Beatles: I think you'll understand!

[ medley moves on to "Love Me Do" ]

Beatles: "Love, love me do.."

Voice of Clarence: [ speaking ]
My darling, I will truly love me, if you love me do.
And I will always, always be true
If you'll just give your love to me
And always remember to just..
Love me.. do!


Beatles: "Oh, love me do.."

Voice of Clarence: You so sexy!

[ Buzzy interrupts Clarence's tape ]

Buzzy Free: Clarence.. Clarence, I gotta tell you - that really doesn't prove anything. I mean, you could have dubbed that over, I'm sorry.

Clarence Walker: I didn't dub that over, man! That's original music! If you want to hear something else, just to prove that they stole it from me and they know that they ripped me off, I can play this thing backwards, and you can hear them talking about it! you can hear John Lennon, I'll play it backwards, listen really close!

[ Clarence plays his tape in reverse ]

Voice of John Lennon: Hey, Paul! Let's get rid of Clarence and steal all his good ideas!

Voice of Paul McCartney: Yeah!

Buzzy Free: Well! I'll tell you, Clarence - you've convinced me, and I hope you get everything that you deserve.

Clarence Walker: Well, thanks a lot, man. You see, I don't want much, I'm a very modest man, you know? All I want to do is get my rent straight, get my head together. All I need is about seven grand - $7,200 to get straight, that's all I want. I ain't greedy.

Buzzy Free: About seven grand..?

Clarence Walker: Seven grand, that's all I need. But they got behind kickin's comin' to them!

Buzzy Free: Good luck to you! This is Buzzy Free!

Clarence Walker: I want a chunk out of each of your behinds!
 

Goonie

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^Seriously, nobody will read all that. You got to post the SNL clip:(y)

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