OK...Titanic had the dumbest ending ever.
Here's this guy, down and out, nearly destitute--most likely homeless. Then he gets lucky enough to win a ticket for the maiden voyage of the grandest vessel the world had ever seen. And what happens? He meets and falls in love with this hot young redhead who looks like Kate Winslet (yum). Not only does he fall in love with her, but he ends up having the greatest sex of his life with her.
Now the ship gets hit by an iceberg, and starts to sink. It goes down, bodies and luggage and driftwood everywhere and what does he do? He puts the love of his life on some floating debris and then he FREEZES TO DEATH IN THE WATER. Did you see what I wrote? There are hundreds, possible thousands of bouyant objects in the water already, he wouldn't have been that hard to grab one and float on it side by side with his girlfriend. It's not like the ocean was empty of bouyant objects. You see where I'm going with this? Stupid. That's bad, manipulative writing that insults the audiences intelligence. The REAL ending of that movie was Jack going down with the ship like we thought he had when that vaccum formed in the water. That's where it should have ended and that's how he should have died. I mean c'mon, he's treading water in front of Rose, meanwhile in the background FLOATING PAST HIM is a ton of driftwood and furniture and luggage. It's not like she was floating on the one and only piece of debris in the water. I mean you'd think he'd find a way to stay with this great lady that he sjust hared an earth moving experience with in the back seat of a car on a boat.
Bad, bad writing!
Oh yeah, and I just remembered two more movies I hate: Blade II and Batman and Robin.
And Ren, as far as sounding like AntiJones...no worries, dude. You're still a class act in my book. (But Titanic still sucks)